Wednesday, June 17, 2009

VE has all your list needs

VE has all your list needs:

- Top 10 Lists Topics to make lists on

- Top 10 things to do for people who can’t read

- Top 10 numbers people use in top 10 lists

- Top 12 Apostles chosen by Jesus

- Top 10 things to put on your list that you can immediately cross off as complete

- Top 10 things you can’t remember to list

- Top 10 prison cafeteria menu items to try

- Top 100,000 ways to look busy without really doing anything at work

- Top 0 companies with interesting work for you

- Top 10 mountains to climb and die on

- Top 10 top 10 lists

45 comments:

subtorp77 said...

Oh come now. There must be at least 1/2 a company worth listing...sorry I was distracted be your picture of the day (wondering if all that would fit in my KIA )...

moooooog35 said...

You should make a top 10 list of top 10 lists.

There's some serious time travel physics in there somewhere, my friend.

Anne said...

So, what kind of car did the Apostles drive?

Megan said...

Do they even have ten things on the prison menu?

lime said...

top 10 comments on top ten lists?

VE said...

subtorp77 - Ha! I think your Kia might fit in that pickup bed. You could at least cram it full and then strap the rest on the outside...there's always a way...

moooooog35 - I have it...its the last one on my list of lists. (of course I don't REALLY have it...because that would be persumptious...but its fun offering up that I MIGHT have it)

anne - Probably a foreign car...

megan - Some are listed multiple times so that a proper list could be constructed

lime - Good one...but its not up to me to do that one; that's your job!

Jaime said...

how about a top 10 things not to get dad for father's day? timely. and maybe you can get out of another ugly tie...

VE said...

jaime - Well one should be my book! Wait...I haven't finished it yet. I'll put that on my top 10 things to actually finish list

Roy Scribner said...

I will immediately sub all those to Digg...

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! Another VE classic.

Top 10 numbers people use in top 10 lists? HILARIOUS!

And me thinks you were "inspired" by "real life" for the Top 100,000 ways to look busy without really doing anything at work?

heh heh heh Good one VE LMBO!

Mrsupole said...

I have a top 10 thing for everyone here to do.

I would like everyone to visit my top 10 site where I am shamelessly promoting a top 10 project that everyone can do. It will be in the top 10 best things you do in your top 10 life achievements.

Click on my name and see a real top 10. Even you VE.

VE said...

roy - Digg away...but it sounds like a lot of hard manual labor to me...I hate shovel blisters...

quirky - Yes...I'm sure I pretty much personally covered all 100,000 ways to look busy. Now...not so much; I'm my own boss.

mrsupole - For you I'll come look but you should know that I aspire to be 11th in everything...

Chris Wood said...

"Top 100,000 ways to look busy without really doing anything at work"

You've whittled it down to so few? Nice one!

Gladys said...

You left off top 10 blogs to avoid.

Oh and just so you know you didn't make the list. :)

ReformingGeek said...

Somehow I think we need to blame Letterman for this. Oh wait. Maybe that's in the top then reasons not to watch Letterman.

VE said...

chris - I know...it was agonizing going over and over the list trying to dwindle it down from infinity...

gladys - Bad blogs don't kill people; bad blog owners kill people...(thanks for not including me on the bad blog list...)

reforminggeek - That's a good list. We should send it to him and see if he airs it on the show...

thinkinfyou said...

I just KNEW you done time before!!!

VE said...

thinkinfyou - Ha! Well of course I have...I like to get in amongst the real people of the world...

Elizabeth said...

"- Top 10 things to put on your list that you can immediately cross off as complete"
I actually do this. Well, not 10 things, but I put down 2 or 3 things that I can cross off right away!

VE said...

elizabeth - Feels good, doesn't it?

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Who's in prison?

Baino said...

Good, that's next week's posts sorted then.

Nessa said...

Top 10 tops.

Top 10 bottoms.

The Incredible Woody said...

I could really use the list of things I can't remember to list!

Brian Miller said...

just stay away from the outmeal in prison...errr, a friend told me.

Maureen said...

100,000????

Hell, I only need 1 thing to make me look busy at work; my PC. Luckily, no one else understands what the heck I do. They're just grateful when I can solve their computer problems, so the rest of the time they basically leave me alone.

Janna said...

12. Top ten things currently embedded in the tread of your tires

13. Top ten reasons not to have a boa constrictor as a pet

14. Ten things to do BEFORE walking outside at midnight in a bad neighborhood

15. Ten blogs that still haven't commented on any post I've ever written

16. Top ten reasons to not eat at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning

17. Ten things that are most likely to happen after eating ten burritos
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Carla said...

Hoping this is all being compiled into one big gigantic tome.

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - I think Charles Manson is still in prison...

baino - Glad I could help...

nessa - You left out the middles...

janna - Ha! I'm guessing what is number one on the burrito list...

carla - Of course!

Serena said...

Can you give me a list of the 10 best ways to tell one's boss to go perform an anatomically unlikely act on herself?

Sarah said...

Top 100,000 ways to look busy without really doing anything at work -- you would make millions off this one. I know some expert slackers you could poll.

Janna said...

"Ha! I'm guessing what is number one on the burrito list..."

Coincidentally, it's also #3,6, 8, and 9.

colbymarshall said...

Which number was Judas?

VE said...

serena - Ha! I'm sure one could be provided...we want the video of the whole thing though

sarah - Me included...

janna - Makes me wonder what number 2 is now...

colbymarshall - Funny thing is...the list is on consignment from God...and he won't let me see it first.

Bunk Strutts said...

Top Ten Things You Wouldn't List on a Top Ten List:

10. Anything having to do with sexual connotations and Disney animations.

9. Emotional arguments disproving the Quadratic Equation.

8. RootBoy Slim & the Sex Change Band's greatest hits.

7. The number of ways one can make fun of Mahmood Imadinnerjacket without being shot.

6. My blog.

5. Anything to do with Obama's ability to catch flies.

4. PeeWee Herman's DVD collection.

3. Local gravity aberrations as they directly affect global warming.

2. The Number 2.

1. David Letterman.

VE said...

bunk - You get an A+ gold star. Try not to blind people when you wear it. Awesome list. Your blog does not belong on there though. I visit that one with the kids when they want some funny. Also...I was unaware of gravity aberrations...that's good to know...

Bunk Strutts said...

Oh, man. The top ten things that shouldn't be on a top ten list now are. I am so embarrassed.

VE said...

bunk - Kind of a self-cancelling prophicy...

Ronda Laveen said...

The Top 10 things you can't remember list...that's the one with blank pages isn't it?

Anne said...

The apostles drove a Honda. They were in one accord.

Kurt said...

Nice Top 11 list.

VE said...

ronda - Yes...and it's easy to create that list!

anne - Ha! You're killing me. But I was right...it was a foreign car!

kurt - I'd like to say I was that irreverant by design...but I wasn't.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I'm more interested in reading the list of ones Jesus didn't choose....

VE said...

arizona - Mike Tyson didn't make the list...

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Ha!