Tuesday, June 23, 2009

VE Spoofs His Own Reader's Blogs - Part 5

I'm sure you thought...maybe he's finally done with the blog spoofs. Well, too bad for blogs 21-25 that I am most certainly not! While things have moved around on the blog roll as I update it; I have not forgotton who are the next 5 highest un-spoofed ones. So with this batch we have:

Perpetual Chocoholic
Annes House
The Chrysalis Stage
Mrsupoles Place
The Discreet Charm of the Middle Class

Again, I'm not going to link them...they're right over there on the right...on my ridiculously long blog roll. Think of it as a challenge to find them. Now, on to the blog spoofs.

Click on them if you actually want to read the ridiculousness






There you have it...blogs 21-25 from my blog roll are officially spoofed. 26-30 are up next.

43 comments:

Beth said...

Great way to start my day - with some smiles.
Good thing we all love you - and possess a sense of humour. When you turn that creative genius on us - OUCH!

subtorp77 said...

Ooooh! Chocolate and cheeeese! The only thing better would be to add some peanut butter to that :)

"Marsupial Palace" ,clever, clever( just watch out for that boomerang, wot? )

Mrsupole said...

I have to say I think you have outdone yourself this time, and not just because I am in it, but because I laughed out loud with every single one and I cannot figure out which one I like the most. 3 butt cheeks is in the lead or the rear, I am not sure which place it belongs. But those stooges and Mr. Ed, okay, butt chocolate is yum, and going on a trip, how can you beat these. Okay, I know you will with the next five, you are just getting better with wine.

God bless.

PS...and you know we had been hoping you had forgotten, but now am glad you did not.

Roy Scribner said...

I'm pretty sure a 3-butt cheek blog would be a big hit!

lime said...

perpetual chocoholic? how could anyone go wrong with a name like that?

Dee said...

i like what the horse had to say

The Incredible Woody said...

Oh, I know some chocolate rituals!!

Quirkyloon said...

"My chocolate not yours!"

Heh heh heh

And "Why do I have a horse following me?"

Very funny VE!

I don't have time to type out all the goodies, but this one is chock full of them

LMBO

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I love going to the "real" blogs to compare them to the spoof. I love the 3 butt cheeks...well, actually, i'm not sure if its funny or just so scary that its funny....!

Kurt said...

Indeed.

Anne said...

[still shaking head]

unfinishedrambler said...

Here's why you're a winner every single day with your readers, not just once in a while with Humorpress.com. Of course, we don't give you $100, but we do give you the adulation you so richly deserve (I know $100 from each of us would be better). Well, some of us give you the adulation anyway. Others just give grief. :)

Elizabeth said...

I loved the Anne's horse spoof! Just waiting for her fairy tale stallion to come along. Too funny!
And I agree with your other commenters, I think a chocolate covered cheese sandwich sounds kinda good!
:)

Nessa said...

I think you have solved the problem between the sexes.

VE said...

beth - Yeah...sometimes its not pretty!

subtorp77 - Some are easy; some are hard to do. I never could throw a boomerang...

mrsupole - Well I'm glad you liked your spoof. I had to think a bit on yours.

roy - See...I've given Alex a whole new focus for blogging! hahaha

lime - I know. And it was quite difficult to spoof that one. I had a real hard time coming up with something else!

dee - Horses are people too...well not really. But they could have been. You know, if they'd been born human and such. Nevermind.

incredible woody - Chocolate rituals are popular. Never underestimate the power of chocolate!

quirkyloon - I'm going to need a zombie theme to a spoof soon, aren't I?

arizona - It was a pain-in-the-butt (I know...a pun) to create Alex's spoof. But sometimes you just have to go there. Hahahaha

kurt - I like that you're to the point...

anne - Ha! You knew it was coming! You probably didn't know what it might be...but you knew...

unfinished rambler - I don't think my readers even know I won the humorpress contest. I'll put out a little announcement in tomorrow's post.

elizabeth - Yes, chocolate covered cheese sandwiches are an idea I was toying with. Sort of in line with my poo brownies. I should create a complete Fantastical Nonsense novelty food line...

nessa - Ha! That's a big problem to solve. Sort of like cold fusion...

Gladys said...

V.E. your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby didn't she? Multiple times right?

VE said...

gladys - Yeah, but it was fun...didn't everyone do that?

Baino said...

Haha . . Marsupial's Palace! She's nicked my Avatar! Well not quite but almost. Good work VE, I like the cut of your jib!

Megan said...

Stellar job, man. You amaze me.

VE said...

baino - Would be applicable? You know how marsupials will get...

megan - Thanks! The pressure is on for me though...

Serena said...

These just get funnier and funnier. The stuff in your head is amazing.:)

VE said...

serena - Now if I could just put it to good use...

ReformingGeek said...

I love "talk to the pouch". That pouch will probably give good advice or listen very well. I'm not sure which one has more "cheek", though; the marsupial or the horse!

Good job, VE.

Ronda Laveen said...

So H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s I dribbled and not just on my chin. Kangaroos can't drive? Ooops. And, I have to say, that a three-butt-cheek client would be the highlight of my massage workday. I could even upsell the third check..."Sorry, the price is NOT all-cheek exclusive."

VE said...

reforminggeek - I'm not sure either. At least the marsupial will drink beer. The horse won't drink at all!

ronda - That's true. Three-cheek clients have to spend way more!

Janna said...

For some reason my favorite is the horse one.

I keep laughing at the part where the horse says "I'm not thirsty."

Horses are far wiser than I ever dreamed....

Alex L said...

I don't remember being that obsessed with arses... but now that you mention it.

Bunk Strutts said...

Three butt cheeks = harmony farts.

VE said...

janna - I like the horse one too. You can just see a horse saying that, can't you?

alex - That's ok, I hand out obsessions like candy. Your blog format was a pain in the ass to modify so I guess the arse focus was fitting

bunk - Ha! A couple more cheeks and you have an entirely new "... Hero" game for kids!

Wow said...

The Stooges Rule!

VE said...

wow - I hear there will be a new Stooges movie coming out soon. Woohoo!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Funny! Can I expect fortune and fame now?

Jaime said...

chocolate rituals? sounds interesting. and yummy

Uncivil said...

Yep, I like the horse one!

Carla said...

I hope you do these all year. Like the horse one too.

Hale McKay said...

These are really very good. I look forward to each installment.

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - Would you settle for chocolate instead?

uncivil - I thought you might relate to the horse! ;)

carla - I will work on them as I get the time...

hale - Thanks. I'll keep 'em coming.

Wow said...

Yes, but Sean Penn isn't going to be in it now.

VE said...

wow - Yeah but Jim Carey is and I heard they might replace Sean Penn with Paul Giamoni (however you spell it)...

Alien Humor said...

Are you going to do these to your entire blog roll?

VE said...

alien humor - No...I'll skip yours. Just kidding... we'll see how far I get.

Maureen said...

Do you actually have a real job? Because I can't fathom how the hell you have time to do all this...
Awesome as always.

VE said...

maureen - I did, but now I don't. I'll be working on "branding" my humor in the near future...