Wednesday, June 10, 2009

VE Spoofs His Own Reader's Blogs - Part 4

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I'd grow tired of spoofing your blogs. You're thinking I'm ADD and I'd lose focus to things like counting the number of hairs on my left arm or something like that. Sure, you've avoided my wrath so far, but you commented way too much this year to completely be avoided. And so...we have our next 5 blogs.

Now that we're getting down there, let's give you the actual blogs first so you can compare:
Kootney Bliss
Moving at the Speed of Life
Books Etc.
View From the Cloud
Chris Wood's Blog

No, I'm not going to link them...they're right over there on the right...on my ridiculously long blog roll. Think of it as a challenge to find them. You'll recieve the VE "I'm an Anal Blog Roll Finder" award if you do.

Now, on to the blog spoofs. Click on them if you actually want to read the ridiculousness.





There you have it...blogs 16-20 from my blog roll are officially spoofed. 21-25 are up next.

46 comments:

Anne said...

Lookie! I'm first today!

...18 months of the year...

good one!

Carla said...

It's now becoming all so clear...you have a strong aversion to yard work. No torso? Now that's funny. Well, suppose it wouldn't be. But good one.

Beth said...

Dear God, do I really have a boob theme running through my blog? Is this an obsession I’m not aware of? Thanks so much for pointing it out.
(BTW, I wore an under-wire bra yesterday...it was very painful...)

Jeff said...

You really are very good at this. And you're the first person ever to reference my black lipstick. Good work. It's a throwback to my band days when I wore outrageous clothes, earrings and makeup.

And I love the Python song reference. I'll give you A+++++++ for excellent mockery and fast shipping!

Kurt said...

I understand the "no torso" reference.

Maureen said...

Ahahahaha! Love the "snows 18 months of the year" for Jeff. Yes, I AM laughing Jeff ;)

Well done as always VE. You could do a whole blog simply spoofing other blogs...

Roy Scribner said...

Hey, ADD processes my paycheck, is that you?

Quirkyloon said...

This is great. I'm gonna have to recommend the Mowing at the Speed of Life blog to my husband, he is the garderner extraordinaire.

And I love the "I look good in black lipstick" comment!

Ha! Very funny. Very VE. Very good.

Jacki said...

hahaha...Peter would agree that life is more fun when I am on my hands and knees....

I have a post up today about a tourist attraction in Sicily, and I am wondering if this is a place you would visit.

Lady Sarcasm said...

Oh VE! Why don't you have any labels? I'm gunna have to go back until I see all the other posts I missed. Great job on the blogs though. :)

ReformingGeek said...

LOL, VE! Great, as usual. Jackie's mowing and Chris is fascinated with poo. Who would have known? Jeff is into black lipstick? Hum...

It's a crazy world out there.

Nessa said...

Hey, thanks for scaring me further with your rensdition of Free Bird on my website. You are so thoughtful.

Why don't you put Tags on your posts so I can find posts of similar topics and catch up?

You owe me.

moooooog35 said...

I'm totally starting my own "Boobs, etc." blog.

I'm looking for volunteers to send me pictures.

VE, you don't count.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Gravity, gravity, gravity... LOL! That is too funny!

And the picture on Chris Wood's Log. OMG. So disgustingly funny! I might have to start adding more oil to my diet.

VE said...

anne - You are first! And you've been reading my blog for a long time! More than 18 months!

carla - Yes, yard work is not for me! Funny...I threw the no torso thing in right at the end and now its one of my favorite little bits of the spoofs...

beth - Ha! Wires and boobs don't sound like they mix too well. I don't think you have any sort of boob theme running through your blog. It was just too dang convenient to change your blog title to that and once I had done that there was no going back.

jeff - Your overall spoof came slowly for some reason; changing the blog titles is sometimes more difficult. The lips part was immediate though. I suspected as much! Thank you for the A+++++, I will put that on my resume!

kurt - That is important. I feel that if you understand it then I've done my duty...

maureen - You're only laughing because it snows 20 months a year where you are! Yes, I probably could just do a blog of blog spoofs...

roy - If it were me I'd be processing my own paychecks! And then retire...

quirkyloon - While I know it is a source of therapy and pride to work in the garden and lawn but I just can't help making fun of it!

jacki - Now see...I KNEW you'd pick up on that subtle bit! I'll check out your post soon but to answer your question...I've been to over 40 countries around the world and Italy is at the top of my list of countries to go back to. I've been there twice! And while Sicily is separate; I'm sure I would enjoy that as much...

Lady Sarcasm - Yeah...I'm hard to label. Oh wait, you meant the posts. Yeah, I'm weird that way. All those arbitrary labels...I was never into doing that. Perhaps I'll have to relook into it.

reforminggeek - Imagine the fear the next batch of bloggers have right about now! Muhahaha

nessa - I was never very good at tag. I always seemed to be "it". But you're the second person today that has brought it up. I'll look into it but remember..."I'm as free as a bird now...and this bird you cannot change...ooooh...Lord I cannot change...." bwahahahaha. Yeah...you should have NEVER let me know what drives you batty...

VE said...

moooooog35 - Denied! Damn...

arizona - Yes, Chris hasn't seen my spoof yet. His Who Am I follows his actual one pretty well. When they come out well I enjoy doing these.

Gladys said...

When I write a particularly humorous blog (which isn't often) my sister will tell me I have too much time on my hands. VE, you ALWAYS have too much time on your hands.

VE said...

gladys - Yes...that time machine certainly does come in handy...

nipsy said...

Ha!! Love them. Why I never noticed this particular posting of yours before I'll never know.

And of course I'm like others, now I actually have to surf your older posts to find the spoofs..You did that on purpose. Free bird my arse, you just wanted to make us hunt.

:)

Megan said...

That last one kind of put me off my food...

nipsy said...

Crap!! I just realized I don't get to complain..I don't have labels either!! LMAO

Chris Wood said...

I'll be honest, you've got me down to a tee ... especially that stuff about reading my own book on the khazi.

BTW why is it Jeff gets the black lipstick and I get the turd fascination? Ah well, no sense worrying about it ...

VE said...

nipsy - It gets a little harder to add labels when one has 750 posts though...I should add these to my best of page though; that has easy access even though it isn't tagged.

megan - Oh come on...chocolate ice cream? Brownies? Tootsie Rolls?

nipsy - I know that feeling...

chris - I epecially like the Who am I part of yours. Sorry that you got left with the turd humor. It just flowed well from your title. Jeff gets the black lipstick because he's Jeff. Think of it this way...there's no place to go but up from here (you hope).

unfinishedrambler said...

I've been meaning to drop by and say how I love these spoofs. I'm with moooog and the other perverts: BoobsEtc is the best. :) And knowing both Jeff and Chris' blogs, those are classic. Of course, they all are classic. You truly deserve an award for these spoofs.

Me-Me King said...

I'm not sure how I overlooked the word "spoof". Guess I was just having a blonde moment.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

ettarose said...

VE, I think you have found your calling. Well done! I enjoyed them all.

Mike said...

Edging ever close to mine.

Im such a narcissist ;)

freetheunicorns said...

Kooties are bliss. But boobs have never let me down VE. Ever.

VE said...

unfinishedrambler - Thanks! I'm glad Beth is a good sport and all. It takes a certain rapport to be able to make fun of somebody and include boobs, poo and black lipstick. I think I have the rapport. They know I'm just fantastically nonsensical and it's all in fun...no meaness allowed.

me-me king - I had a blonde a moment ago too...wait...that's too much information... ;)

ettarose - Perhaps this will be a spinoff pursuit and I'll open it up to any requisters out there after I finish up my readership. I can be the blogger's version of Mad magazine.

mike - You're getting closer for sure. Your buddy moog is right around the corner too! Is the blogging world really ready?

freetheunicorns - Ha! That is excellent advice! Deep...very deep.

Uncivil said...

I liked that Boob spoof! Love a good set of fun bags!

Serena said...

Terrific crop of spoofs this time out. I needed a laugh and dang if I didn't get it. I think somebody ought to grab the title 'Mowing at the Speed of Life' for their next novel.:)

yellojkt said...

Great job on the View From The Clouds. You know it so well it frightens me.

VE said...

uncivil - Of course you do! Who doesn't?

serena - Glad I could fill in your needed laugh requirement! That would be a good title...

yellojkt - And you should be frightened...you're not too far down the list!

Jaime said...

oh no! chris wood's log??? a poop blog now... i'm not sure which one i'd rather read LESS - the poop blog or the cramping one from your last spoof

VE said...

jaime - But poo is funny!!!!

Janna said...

Once you update your blogroll numbers, then everyone will be in a different order.
You'll forget which ones of us you've spoofed already, and then you'll have to start all over again! :)

Maybe next time I can be "Janna's Purse"...
or "Jannawurst"...
or "Jelloverse"...

Elizabeth said...

They are all very funny! I love the "mullet man" crack. How long does it take you to do these??

Baino said...

Well this is one devious way to get us to check out your blogroll! Very funny but you have too much time on your hands and the Devil makes . . .aww you know the drill!

Ronda Laveen said...

Each one of these is SO funny and memorable like: Life is funnier on your knees, and Quest for the holy taper, and, of course, the Mullet Man song.

Okay. I'm waiting for my Anal Blog Roll Finder. I can't find my anal anywhere. Can I get a side of corn and peanut taper with that?

Dalton J. Fox said...

You're doing an awesome job with these, VE. Very creative. And impressive that you're still doing them! lol.

VE said...

janna - I'll be updating that shortly. Oh...and I ALWAYS know. The gnomes stalk everyone!

elizabeth - 10 to 20 minutes per!

ronda - They're coming, they're coming. I'm always nuts so yes, that option is available

dalton - Thanks! I'm actually amazed I'm still going on these

Mrsupole said...

Okay, I have to ask how you peeked and knew it was gravity. I thought it was a well kept secret. And the poo, with the gravity just keeping them boobs a little above, what is a woman to do. Wait I forgot to put on my black lipstick. Okay, now all is well in my life.

Arrrrrrrgggggggg, I just saw I might be in the next group. Whyyyyyyyy is this going faster than I figured. Are you sure there is not another cruise coming up for about six months or longer. Oh, okay I will be somewhere with my head stuck in the clouds, gravity will have the boobs, just below, my poo will be somewhere I cannot see and the black lipstick causing a black pall to cover the country. And yes the devil made me do it.

Thanks a lot VE, I no longer know who I am.

God bless.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Good!

Jaime said...

why is it that only MEN think so?

The Silver Fox said...

So, looks like I have a lot of catching up to do if I want my blog spoofed!

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - Meaning you're getting much closer on the list!

jaime - Because we're MEN!!!

silver fox - Give me time...I'm working my way through...