Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Photo Dump

Time to do a bit of cleanup on photos…


Negotiations continued in the Middle East with diplomats moving into the mega toking phase in a search for peace…

Part of a four step plan for life…

Forget those goofy little family size stickers you see on cars now; this is what will be popular going forward.

I can see how this will save a whole lot of tension by separating women from men! But wait-a-minute…why do the women get six hours on the beach and the men only get two! And why do they call it a “family beach” if the whole family can’t even be on it together?! Those crazy Islamics!!!

Ok, the wording is funny…but what in the hell is that symbol suggesting? Gratuitous
vomiting? Encouragement to sift through trash? I don’t get it…

45 comments:

subtorp77 said...

Just out down about 23 car dashes on my fender...oops! Make that 26! And what about the shopping trolleys? I'm up to round 400 of those!-LOL! And not sure on that last one. Looks like maybe a wash-station or fountain?

Jacki said...

Why do Asian countries have such horrible translation signs?

That first picture looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

zelzee said...

I am only to step 3 on the 4 step plan.........

But it's just a matter of time!

subtorp77 said...

VE, it took some doing( 'tis not the clearest pic )but that last sign is for a diaper changing station!

Quirkyloon said...

Wait...wait...double checking here. Well they got it right. I move back towards my behind when...

NEVER MIND!

Haha hee hee ho ho!!

The Incredible Woody said...

Oh, yeah - I'll take a hit off of that!

And for my car sticker, I will need a tree section. I am drawn to trees. And ditches. And one mailbox.

Kurt said...

Oh VE, that's someone changing a baby's diaper.

Jeff said...

I like that mega-doobie. I probably would have tried something like that if I was capable of doing it. I used to have one of those hookah bong thingies with multiple hoses... but of course it was just for ornamental purposes. Yeah, I'm going with that.

Winky Twinky said...

I think I'm in step 3 of the 4 step plan...only I'm not liking step 4 at all...

OH! That's a diaper changing symbol.. could've fooled me. Now, go back towards your behind? huh?

Anne said...

yeah, that's the baby changing table symbol. i thought you were a world traveler?

Gladys said...

I went to Bathtist Church Camp every summer and we weren't allowed to swim co-ed. The boys swam after the girls. I guess they were afraid if we swam together we might mix bodily fluids and that would make the baby Jesus cry.

subtorp77 said...

VE, makes me wonder if you were smoking one o' those, when you did the parody for "Annie's Song" (bwahahahahaha!!!)***sniff***, sorry I've been in the archives again...the John Denver ones are a scream! heh, heh...LMAO! Brilliant!

Beth said...

Picture # 1 looks familiar. Now I know what my boys were doing in the basement family room. ;)

Bazza said...

The bottom sign is 'put the fire out before it gets the guy in the wheelchair' It's a health & safety thing.

ReformingGeek said...

I love the stats on the car. It reminds me of some of the drivers around here!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

I stayed at the coke bottle stage. Never did make it to beer.

VE said...

subtorp77 - Yep, I have no idea either on that last one.

jacki - I hope they brought a LOT of munchies...

subtorp77 - Who are they changing, the anti-christ?

quirkyloon - I'm behind you all the way...

incredible woody - Sounds like you need a bigger car...

kurt - That's a strange looking baby...

jeff - I'll bet you don't have it out as an ornament any more. Probably didn't fit the modern decor, right?

winky tinky - I'm not sure what step I'm on, I think I tripped somewhere along the line

anne - I've never traveled with a baby...

VE said...

gladys - It would surely provoke sinful thoughts...I mean, those thong swimsuits and all...

subtorp77 - Wow, you have been in the archives to find that one. I had to think there for a moment...

beth - Probably not the herbs you had hoped they were taking...

bazza - Makes as much sense as the baby changing...that doesn't look like any baby I've seen...

reforminggeek - It reminds me of me...

perpetual chocoholic - Me too; I'm allergic to beer. No, really.

Elizabeth said...

I'm glad to see there are no pictures of dogs on the side of that car. Old people, bicyclists, crossing guards are fine but not dogs!!

Elizabeth said...

And I didn't know that was a baby changing symbol either. Geeze, I need to know these things!!

Maureen said...

"Go back toward your behind."

Now there's some interesting directions for the Restroom...

Ronda Laveen said...

Looks like they're finally on the right track for solving the problem of world peace. Brownies would be a nice addition.

Baino said...

Fantastic nonsense. I want a car sticker like that . .only I'd add Kangaroos!

Janna said...

So far I'm still in the Coke stage.
After I turn 40 in January, I'll promptly move on to the booze stage, and will certainly be hooked up to an I.V. by the time March rolls around.

I could always pour the booze into a baby bottle, just to keep people wondering...

Jaime said...

i love the idea of keeping track of what you hit on your car. maybe we could just hang a big neon sign saying "stay the hell away" for the ones with too many accidents

lifeshighway said...

I thought it was a "feed hand to alligator provided at rest stops" Seems only fair, the gator is hungry and most of you have two hands.

VE said...

elizabeth - Well I'm glad I'm not the only one that doesn't see the baby. Of course, you of all people need to know that one!

maureen - It's an impossible task. Sort of like a dog chasing it's tail without ever reaching it.

ronda - Some have allergies to the flour...

baino - You aim for them, don't you?

janna - 40? Party like you know what 'part like its 1999' means...

jaime - But that takes all the fun guess work out of it...

lifeshighway - Ha! You know, last time I looked at it I saw that very same thing and wondered why I hadn't seen it the first time...

subtorp77 said...

VE, trying to find a clearer pic of that one. I was going by the site description...and maybe the photog was smokin' some of that doobie and just took a guess shot?

Serena said...

Every picture tells a story, and those little stories made me laugh. Good job!

Roy Scribner said...

Hey, am I last today? Too much step #3, I'm afraid.

lime said...

we just had pals who live in asia visiting us and they regaled us with some amusing examples of engrish. pretty hilarious at times.

VE said...

subtorp77 - I'm thinking so...

serena - There it is! Every picture tells a story...indeed

roy - You're never last...I am

lime - Yes, I've been over many places in Asia myself.

Wow said...

You'll have to add mail boxes to that list for me.

VE said...

wow - Most mail boxes around Portland are in a person's house so it'll be pretty hard to get those...

nursemyra said...

Aren't all children in airports the anti-christ?

VE said...

nursemyra - Ha! Excellent point. I agree...

Janna said...

"janna - 40? Party like you know what 'party like its 1999' means..."


Sadly, I do.
It was originally released in 1982...
Made it onto the charts in 1983...
And I was in Junior High then.

(**sob**)

VE said...

janna - It's ok...I was already touring Europe by Eurorail by then...

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

These are funny!

That beach sign explains a lot, btw...

VE said...

arizona - Always look for the signs...

Dee said...

that last picture, it's the international symbol for bomb making.

VE said...

dee - Hmmm...you might be on to something there.

Mrsupole said...

Hey, my Hooka is sitting by the door and just waiting to become legal and if the budget here in CA isn't fixed pretty soon, it might be legal sooner than I thought. Well I mean the hooka is legal, it is just what we put in it is not. Although I probably now qualify for one of those medical cards that I have noticed everyone in this state carrying around. Although the "Happy" doctor sure did put some happy stuff in my IV bag on Monday. I don't know why, but I get so "happy" when I see him now.

If your happy and you know it clap your hands, "clap, clap", if your happy and you really want to show it, clap your hands. Clap, clap, clap, clap. I just cannot stop clapping when I see him. Can I take him home with me. Please, please. I just want to be happy.

Oh and I agree with the alligator instead of the diaper.

God bless.

subtorp77 said...

Can I have some of what Mrsupole's havin'?

VE said...

mrsupole - Are you sure you don't have the clap? That's a lot of clapping going on...

subtorp77 - The clapper?