Sunday, July 19, 2009

Reviver...the Survivor Spin Off - Team One

If you just joined us…you’re late! Go stand in the corner! Then…read this post first.

Our first team is Team Grovel. And boy, do they! Handpicked from the most desperate of the lot, these players are sure to make the hairs on the back of your neck bristle. Let’s take a look at their profiles and hear some important commentary from Jeff…because we like to keep him busy from time to time.






Whew! How pathetic can you get? Just wait until next post when Jeff introduces the other team…

35 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Whoo Hoo!! I'm first! It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm still up from my baby shower tonight so thought I'd check out the blogs I read. So take that East coast people!! OK now I have to go read the post!

Elizabeth said...

Ah ha ha, wrist cone. Too funny! And I hate Scott Baio. I saw one or two of his reality shows and he was such a jerk.

Hit 40 said...

I saw Sara the other day on Big Band Theory. I figured the show threw her a bone. One of the men on the show played her boyfriend on the Rosanne Show. She was as awful on Big Bang as on Rosanne.

Big Bang is not that great of a show. My kids watch it. I am a helpless victim of an open floor plan that forces me to hear the trash they watch. I toss their little white asses out when ever possible to go meet other humans.

Matt-Man said...

Pia Zadora...I actually had forgotten all about her. I had an awful dream last night. I dreamt that you closed your blog down. I woke up in sweats. Cheers!!

Mrsupole said...

Who? Who are these people? Are you just jesting with us that they have ever been famous? I dunno know any of them. Some vague thing about you can't touch this vibe from one of them but are you really sure they were even sorta famous? Whey do they not go get real jobs and work for Obama mama and take hand outs like all the other people we have never heard of. Are you sure their real claim to fame is not that they worked for one of those ACORN groups and we just saw them on the news falsely signing up people?

Must be these dang pain meds thinking for me again. But truly who are these people? I know, they are the ones who faces are put on dart boards. At least they should be.

God bless.

Gladys said...

Pia Isadora I haven't thought of her in years. Why was she ever considered a celebrity any way? Was it because she made a semi porn movie or because she had that baby talk voice or because she had lips the size of footballs? Why in GOD'S name WHY????

subtorp77 said...

Pia Zadora....oh yeah! A one time Penthouse Pet( or was it Playboy? )

Scott Baio-the forgetable "Charles in Charge", comes to mind, as well...I feel ill...

The Incredible Woody said...

Wow! You really did nail that line-up!

With a name like Pia, did she really even stand a chance?

Quirkyloon said...

Oh and I heard that MCHammer really got on everybody's nerves when he insisted they sing:

"You got to pray (pray).
Pray (pray).
You got to pray
Just to make it today!"

God bless MC!

Maureen said...

Oh I couldn't disagree more with Hit 40 about Big Bang Theory... it is my favorite show! Hilarious!!!! Jim Parsons is incredible and is up for an Emmy.

The only thing I can agree with is IS Sara Gilbert. I have never liked her / her characters which all seem to be, er, probably just like her.

Even WITH her in the cast, Big Bang is fantastic.

ReformingGeek said...

I guess Sara Gilbert can act if people dislike her characters so much!

Great job, VE.

I'm with everyone Scott Baio. He did a show at Six Flags way back when and was cursing up a storm during the rehearsals. He had to be continually reminded that it was a family show!

I love Big Bang Theory! Oh, wait. That wasn't what you posted about.

Great post, VE. I can't wait to meet the other team.

Roy Scribner said...

Wow, what a lineup. I think I'll go rent Football Wives, Vampire Bats, and Bitch Slap, just to check them out. I'll pass on the Loser Diamond Phillips flicks, though.

Alan Smithee said...

Alan Smithee lives on the east coast, Elizabeth, and he will not "take that."

Ronda Laveen said...

I haven't spotted John Stamos's name yet. Maybe on Team 2. He's so obscure even his ex-wife doesn't miss him.

Baino said...

Ha! I wondered where they'd all gone . . erm not really. Is anyone surprised that a man named Pee-Wee turned out to be a wanker?

Jaime said...

does lucy lawless get to wield a sword on revivor? i'm only going to watch this show if she gets to throw a few xena-like moves

Janna said...

Guilty confession which will reveal to the whole world just how weird I am:

When I was in high school (mid-to-late 80's), I had a crush on Pee-Wee Herman.

Even after the infamous "theater" incident, I still thought he was kinda cool.

(**looks around uncomfortably, decides to change topic**)

So, uh, wow, look at that picture of Scott Baio; I would never have recognized him. How the years have flown.

VE said...

elizabeth - Nice. You are officially first and second!

hit40 - I guess her agent must plead producers for these little bit roles everywhere. She had one of those in High Fidelity. It was a pathetic role...

matt-man - That IS a scary nightmare! The world without Fantastical Nonsense? Say it ain't so!

ronda - Alas, he was tied up before the auditions by Scott Baio. We LOVE poor sportsmanship stunts like that...

baino - Once a Pee-Wee always a Pee-Wee I guess...

jaime - Sure she does. Of course it's a nerf one because of liability costs. Most of the cast snickers when she wields that one.

janna - Nananana (I'm not listening) nananana. Embarassing!

mrsupole - You mean you don't know any of them? Good for you; you're the better for it...

gladys - Ha! Everything I read about her says the same thing...she's famous for WHAT? I don't think anyone knows...

subtorp77 - Don't worry, ask your doctor for the Scott-Baio stomach medication. It works wonders in the event you actually come in contact with him or should see anything he is in...

incredible woody - No, not really. She milked it to the extreme...

quirkyloon - I pray, every single day, that he doesn't play...

maureen - Uh oh, a Big Bang rivalry going on here. I'll play "Switzerland" in this scenario and be neutral...

reforminggeek - Another Big Bang follower. They're spreading...

roy - Wow, what a triple play of abuse you're set up for. Get lots of candy...hopefully you'll pass out from a sugar overdose without having to endure them all...

alan - Now, now, it's only location, location, location

Anne said...

sara gilbert has a recurring role on "big bang therory."

VE said...

anne - That's too bad for us...

Megan said...

"We did our best to conceal his cast."

That's my favorite part.

VE said...

megan - I think we should conceal the entire cast of this show...

Jeff said...

Great cast so far. A cavalcade of obscurity!

BTW... I heard Elizabeth was drunk-blogging last night. Can you believe it? I always thought she was so reserved. Huh... just when you think you know someone.

VE said...

jeff - Yes, scandalous, isn't it? Of course...she's got an itinerary that is worthy of drinking!

Wow said...

I think Michael Vick will be betting on the tribe fights during the show!

lime said...

damn, you could do a spinoff of cage matches between contestants. i'd watch xena take lou.

VE said...

wow - Ha! As long as they bite...

VE said...

lime - Oooh...I'd like to see Xena smacking Lou around a bit. Fun!

Alien Humor said...

I need to catch up. I had no idea you were writing TV shows. I guess you have more reality than we thought you did.

VE said...

alien humor - Catch up? I haven't seen you since about 40 posts ago! Yes, I'm writing all TV shows from this point on. They need it!

Carla said...

Ha ha ha ha...keep these ones coming. Deadbeat celebs need something to bring them all together.

VE said...

carla - We've brought them all together, now we just need to find someplace to put them...forever.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

And here I thought I'd forgotten about all of these people.

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - Sorry to disappoint you by reminding you of them again...

Anonymous said...

Re: Scott Baio

"Better-than-thou" not "Better-than-though"