Friday, July 03, 2009

VE Spoofs his Own Reader's Blogs - Part 6

It's like a nightmare...it never ends! Well, not for blogs 26-30 of my blog roll. Yes...VE is spoofing is very own blog roll.

So with this batch we have:

Ronda's Wonderland
Drama Mama
Funktards
Free the Unicorns
Mental Poo

Again, I'm not going to link them...they're right over there on the right...on my ridiculously long blog roll. Think of it as a challenge to find them. Now, on to the blog spoofs.

Click on them if you actually want to read the ridiculousness





46 comments:

Kurt said...

I'm first. Eat it VE readers!

moooooog35 said...

I'm second!

I have no idea why that matters!

unfinishedrambler said...

I will continue this, just for the hey of it: I'm third!

Dental Pooh, huh? I wouldn't want that stuck in my teeth, spelled either way. :)

As for peeing on the unicorn, I couldn't agree more. It's time we stop this menace to our society (I'll let the blog continue though, chowner ;).

Hit 40 said...

This takes some serious time to write all of the mock ups of their sites!!! I thought I was bad making a fake blog today to pick on Michel.

Uncivil said...

I'll settle for 5th.

Uncivil said...

And 6th

Roy Scribner said...

All funny - VE, you've found your calling (too bad it's just humor blogging).

The Incredible Woody said...

Where can I get one of those power support bras??

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Cute.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Oh ya....I'm 9th and 10th.

Lady Sarcasm said...

haha! Unicorns and dental pooh in the same post. One of a kind. ;)

Gladys said...

Skunkturds? I cleaned up some rabbit turds and some oppossum turds off my porch this morning but no skunkturds

VE said...

kurt - And you indeed are first today!

moooooog35 - And now you've been officially spoofed

unfinished rambler - Yes, I'll have to alert chowner today that he is being spoofed

hit40 - That's why I get one of these posts about every week or so. They do take time...

uncivil - That's good enough for the aluminum and iron-ore medals

roy - Yeah...it just doesn't pay to be funny, does it?

incredible woody - Only Ronda knows for sure...

perpetual chocoholic - Those are good enough for the corregated cardboard and saran wrap medals

lady sarcasm - Hey...did you see I went after your reviewer from Ask and Ye Shall Receive? I took an exception that she was slamming on you for proofreading but then had a typo right in her own review. Doh!

gladys - And be thankful of that...they're quite lethal

Quirkyloon said...

Another spoof post that kept me rolling in the laughter!

Wonderbras, peeing on unicorns, and dental pooh.

What more could a reader ask for?

freetheunicorns said...

Pee on them, but just make you do it quickly because if you're around when they let out a fart, oh boy.

Nicely done VE.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Ha! Pee on the Unicorns!! Hahaha!!! I'll bet they would flatten your tires if given the chance!!

Elizabeth said...

Obama Mama cracked me up!!
:)

VE said...

quirky - Wonder unicorns, perhaps?

freetheunicorns - It was a pleasure

arizona - I know they would...the gnomes taught them...

elizabeth - Yeah...drama mama hasn't seen it yet. Just think, her life is going so along so pleasantly and then she checks her comments...whoops....

subtorp77 said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!**sniff**( wiping tears of laughter )...VE, best yet! Just watch out for PETA on that unicorn one :) ANd hey, I'm 19th! Huzzah!

Megan said...

I didn't count the comments so I don't know where I am. But I promise to pee on the next unicorn I see!

Baino said...

Love these and very kind of you to post on a Friday so I can catch up on the real ones on Saturday morning! I have a unicorn. Needless to say I go through a lot of feed buckets. Damn spike!

Dalton J. Fox said...

Skunkturds, huh? I feel so dirty.

yellojkt said...

As always, really funny. I love all the fun Pooh facts.

ReformingGeek said...

Skunkturds? Love it!

Dental pooh - How dare you make fun of everyone's favorite bear?

I need one of those bras.

Ronda Laveen said...

When I read in my comments today thay I'd been spoofed, I thought what can he even do with my blog. It's so vanilla. But when The Wonder Window came up, I totally laughed out loud. The Wonder Bra tree blossoms are an exquisite touch. Hilarious.

You did such a great job with all of them as usual. About peeing on unicorns, me thinks it is a lot easier for men to accomplish than women. Well, now that I think about it, if I was riding one I guess it would be easy to just...

Jacki said...

Hahaha....oh these are great! I especially like the wonderbra one.

VE said...

subtorp77 - You just made the top 20...

megan - Excellent...you're doing the world a favor

baino - So you know all about their prankish ways.

dalton - And well you should! Skunkturds...what were you thinking? ha

yellowjkt - The great part is since their fictional characters, nobody can prove me wrong about those pooh facts

reforminggeek - It's ok, I can because my favorite bear is Smokey the bear

ronda - I'll admit, your photo is so large it didn't give me a lot to work with as far as material but I came through...

jacki - That was a pain to create actually...it was the wording that had be be done by hand because I couldn't replicate it with fonts

Dee said...

((((((((VE))))))))))) you crack me up! thats great. Now if I was Obama's Mama he really would have been born in the USA. LOL

subtorp77 said...

VE, don't think I don't look at that bloggo role( 'course I do ). Huzzah! I'm #8! Uh-oh!

VE said...

dee - Glad you liked it

subtorp77 - Everyone looks...

Nessa said...

What happened with you and the My Little Pony unicorn?

Happy 4th of July.

Janna said...

Skunkturds!
Also known as "Bad Idea #3119 for a Car Air Freshener Scent".

Mrsupole said...

I am thinking that each time you do a new group it gets better and better. I really was laughing out loud with these.

Now you are gonna make me go out and look for Possum turds since I do not have any skunks here. Well they do have them at the bank, but the police might come and arrest me if I tell them that VE has me out looking for skunk turds. Although if I go to a bank in Hollywood they might just join me and think that I am one of the normal people there.

And as to peeing on the unicorns, I think that Ronda has that down, just put on one of those wonderbras and we can hop right on up and pee away.

But oh please leave Pooh Bear alone, oh okay, not. But Pooh is so cute. I love Pooh Bear and I refuse to eat Piglet too, well unless of course hubby is smokin those ribs of his. And then I really have to clean my teeth with the floss.

And please don't get me started on Obama's mama. Okay, I better stop now since I will probably get checked out by the FBI if I continue on about "him", the stinkin tax everything he can man, and steal all my money that my hubby worked his ass off to get so he can spend it instead of me. Hell I gave my 'ass' to spend that money and not have the "man" steal it from me. Him and those stinkin Federal theives out there in Washington, not the state, but that tiny crap of an island that we have somewhere with those no good Senators and Congress people who keep voting to steal more of our stinking money and damn them they cannot even read the frickin bills that some other frickin idiot had written.

Dang it is a good thing you did not get me started on the Obama man. Elsewise I would be hearing a knock at my door.

Phew that got a lot off my chest. Damn, I drank tea with caffeine today and that is even worse than when I have taken those Ambien pills. I need to go take one right now to see if I can calm down, but that "man" snaking my money sets me off. Oh no, relax, relax, relax, relax, go to the bank and look for skunks, oh yeah that is those stinking feds there hanging out taking my freaking money. Relax, relax, sigh.

God bless America, hope you had a great 4th of July VE.

Sigh, relax, relax......thanks for letting me get that load off my chest...damn feds....

Maureen said...

Dental Pooh! I am frankly amazed at your Pooh knowledge.

(I said "POOH" with an H....)

Chris Wood said...

Tigger has halitosis?

VE said...

nessa - I know all about the My Little Pony real story...

mrsupole - You're lucky you don't have skunks around. They seem to be everywhere here. Not a week goes by when somebody hasn't hit one and created a stink zone for two weeks...

maureen - Oh yes...I know all about that 72 acre woods (they clearcut some because they were all money greedy...)

chris - It's a sad but true fact...

Wow said...

The wonderbra is brilliant in its simplicity

VE said...

wow - It's all I had to work with though...

Jaime said...

i'm 39th...congratulations to me. i love the spoofs. but i don't think the unicorns would like being peed on very much.

VE said...

jaime - Congrats on making the top 40! Yes, of course they don't like it...that's why it is a moral imperative!

Annie Ha said...

Dude, you have so far to go before you get to me. I guess I could start commenting more... but that interferes with my lazy.

Janna said...

Evil Henchman: So, Janna, is your evil invisibility spell still working?

Janna: Yes, Igor, I got skipped again! I am invincible! No one can see what I am doing! Ha hahahaha!

Igor: Um... that was my lunch you just ate...

Janna: I'm evil; what do you expect?

VE said...

janna - Ha! Sorry about that. Mrsupole had a novel going right after yours so it must have distracted me. FOMA had a parade post just the other day and every picture had nobody in it; I had commented that his town had a lot of invisible people too. You must be from the same town!

VE said...

anne ha - Laziness is an art form I highly respect. Don't worry... I'll come to you!

Anne said...

I'm still trying to catch up on your posts while I was out of the country.

i should come up with a standard reply: [shakes head].

VE said...

anne - Nice try...I recognize those...