Monday, July 13, 2009

VE Spoofs His Own Reader's Blogs - Part 7

On with the next victims of my blog spoofs. Yes, I'm spoofing my entire blog roll. We're working our way down. Positions have changed, but I haven't forgotton who's up for spoofing next:

Travel Bugs
FOMA
Basstuna
The Self Deprechaun
Gab

Again, I'm not going to link them...they're right over there on the right...on my ridiculously long blog roll. Think of it as a challenge to find them. Now, on to the blog spoofs.

Click on them if you actually want to read the ridiculousness





That does it for blogs 31-35. Blogs 36-40 are next. Too bad for you!

53 comments:

Gladys said...

Computer that keeps getting VD...$1500
Internet Connection....$69.99
VE....Priceless

Dee said...

hehehe i love Arizona's spoof LOL

Quirkyloon said...

Two thoughts.

Lepers get a bad wrap...get it? Wrapping their leprosotic skin? heh heh?

AND

Where can I buy me some Rump Roast of the Sea?

LMBO! Another great spoofing job! Very funny, indeed.

Matt-Man said...

That Asstuna is one elusive delicacy. You'd think one could just follow its scent, but noooooo. Cheers!!

ReformingGeek said...

Good job, VE! I love the "bourne" illnesses. I had a bit of a problem with Gag. My breakfast is not sitting so well anymore.

;-)

Megan said...

No Super Hero-Unicorns is right!

The Incredible Woody said...

The correct answer is always a pot of gold!

Carla said...

lol! Love the spoofs. Can't wait for the next installment.

Kurt said...

I can't wait til you get to Alan Smithee

Roy Scribner said...

This is a great group of spoofs - I think Gag could make it as a real blog, lol!

VE said...

gladys - Awwww thanks. I'm sure it really means that nobody would pay for this kind of stuff. But that's ok...

dee - Those that travel know it well!

quirkyloon - Ha. You are so bad. Lepers. You'll have to ask subtorp77 about the rump roast of the sea though...he's the only one to ask.

matt-man - Ha. Yes, the scent tends to get lost in 200 trillion gallons of ocean water...

reforminggeek - Breakfast not sitting well? Try the green twinkie jello...

megan - That's right. Piss on them!

incredible woody - I'm pretty sure it's fools gold though...

carla - Thanks. You're gonna have to though...I haven't done them yet.

kurt - Yes, Alan is a chatty Cathy isn't he. He'll be up, oh, around part 18 if he doesn't comment more. We're just on part 7 now. Hope he's patient.

VE said...

roy - I'll bet if we looked... there probably already is one out there. Get it...I said outthere (oh, wait, it was supposed to be underwear...never mind)

subtorp77 said...

VE,LMRO! I was wondering what you'd come up with. It's hysterical....it's...it's (ala Daffy Duck ), fantasmigorical! Well played!( still grinning )

@Quirkyloon & Matt-Man where to find some? Hey, just ask any mermaid along the coast, "What's the best tuna?", COS rump roast! HA!

subtorp77 said...

VE, now we know what Charlie Tuna was really up to, wot?

The GAG bloggo is a hoot( oh heck, they all are ).

And if Quirkyloon and Matt-Man really want some of that, there's a market just round the corner, on Atlantis St. Just look for "Sally's Sea-shells and Fish Shack". Sea Bass and Rump-roast Tuna, market price only!

Jeff said...

I love these. And even though you're spoofing these blogs... it's a great way to introduce us all to these awesome bloggers, since I always hop on over and see what they're up to.

Keep it up... you only have about 200 or so more to do.

VE said...

subtorp77 - Yours was a lot of fun to do...but that can of Tuna was a pain in the butt to add.

subtorp77 - Oh...yes, I think we can safely deduce that Charlie the Tuna was an ass man...

jeff - Hey, that was a pretty good guess. There are actually only 182 left so I get a small break. At one post per week and 5 spoofs per post that means that I've got about 36 to 37 more weeks of this. Wow! Gee, thanks for pointing that out...

subtorp77 said...

Ve, I'll bet! And amazingly COS is the only tuna for me...um...y'know...for sanwiches and salads and..well...oh hell!

lifeshighway said...

I'm with the leprechauns damn it... elves stop giving crap away! Man I hate that.

VE said...

subtorp77 - "Sorry Charlie...in the end everything will taste like chicken..."

lifeshighway - Ha! Spoken like a true gnome! It's the damn working AND giving. The dwarves work but at least they don't give too. That's just ridiculous...

Winky Twinky said...

HAHA...these are fantastic!

VE said...

winky twinky - Thanks. You officially on the list now...

subtorp77 said...

@winky twinky (ala Nelson from the Simpsons), HA-HAA!

VE, obscure reference; Kip Adota's song "Wet Dreams" should be playing about now, wot?

Ronda Laveen said...

Hysterical as usual, VE. Hey, I used "rump roast" in my post today too! How psychic is that? The gnomes got it all goin' on today.

"A bag of toys or a pot of gold?" How 'bout just plain ol' pot.

"Riding on rainbows or riding on Santa's sleigh?"
How 'bout just plain ol' riding Santa.

I'm a minimalist. Why cover up the flavor with a lot of fancy sauce?

VE said...

subtorp77 - Nope...this time you lost me...

ronda - rump roasts are back in! And obviously when you're sitting on Santa's lap you're getting something extra that others are not!

Tiggy said...

You're mad, you are!

VE said...

tiggy - But in a good way...

subtorp77 said...

VE, email me for the link on that song. Kip wrote that back in '89 or '90....

Elizabeth said...

Good God, your blog roll IS amazingly long!!

VE said...

subtorp77 - Ok, let get to that later today.

elizabeth - Scary, isn't it?

nonamedufus said...

Very funny VE. I especially liked I Always Catch Travel Bugs. Can't wait till you get to me in about 2013!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

What Elizabeth said, plus...seems to be growing! Can't catch me though! Now I have to figure out how to get ahead of the diehards ahead of me on the list. Waaahaaahaa!

Good spoofs yet again!

Maureen said...

Har! Love the

"My name is Arizona, married to Ohio, live in Colorado, kids Utah, Montana and Michigan."

They were all great!

Jaime said...

ketchup on cereal? GROSS.

another great round of spoofs!

VE said...

nonamedufus - I think I can possibly just get to you by the end of 2012...

maureen - She's gonna give me a hard time for that piece of it...

VE said...

jaime - And thus why it is called 'gag'...

Wow said...

I've moved up a little, I should get spoofed by mid 2010. That might be about the time that I actually bother to post something again.

VE said...

wow - You know that I skip anyone who hasn't updated their blog for months, right? No...just messin' with ya.

Janna said...

Ass Tuna...
OMG.
Ass Tuna!

The gross thing is that it reminds me of a couple days ago when I was in a store behind somebody who really needed a shower.

(!!!)

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Why couldn't I be named something normal, like Sally? I love the spoof of my blog, but I'm seriously thinking I should change the name of it....again!!! Ha!

PS: I secretly would love to have married Indiana Jones.....

subtorp77 said...

@Janna, that should be on the GAG blog-LOL!

VE said...

janna - That is why you should never go to the store in person. I send my neighbors...

arizona - You KNEW I was going to do that though...the gnomes egged me on...

subtorp77 - Yeah, I threw up a little in my mouth at that one...

Anne said...

the travel bug one is good.

Bazza said...

Getting closer

VE said...

anne - You can relate, huh?

bazza - Yes you are. You should worry.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

VE you are too much. I will take my freak of nature award now please!

HA thank you very much sir for taking the time to spoof me! I am adopting a lepre-elf next month from zambia.

cheers my friend!

VE said...

self-deprechaun - Excellent. Glad you got a chance to see it. Haven't seen you around for awhile. Now if I could get the other two spoofed to come over...

yellojkt said...

Great job. I laughed ma ass off.

VE said...

yellojkt - There you are. Glad you liked it!

Collette said...

SOo is it out of the question to cross-breed mythical creatures with Zombies? They're already undead so they could add the immortality factor to mythical creatures.

VE said...

colette - It might actually help...zombies have such a dour demeanor currently. Crossing them with something happy might mellow them out...

gab said...

OMG......Thanks for letting me know. Ive been so busy lately with Mr Gab looking for a new job that Ive been to my blog 5 or 6 times but forgot to update! You did a great job thanks!

VE said...

gab - You're welcome...glad you had a chance to dig down and find this!

Mrsupole said...

Rump Roast of the sea, ass tuna, that was great. I never eat anything that comes out of the sea, so does the rump roast of the sea really come from the sea. Can it come from the ocean. Is that the same thing?

Loved these spoofs too. I need a glass of wine when reading them. Lots and lots of work there. Seriously need to make a book and sell them to us.

God bless.