Man, it’s Theme Thursday again? Ok, this week it’s LIMO. VE has been in a limo several times. Usually intoxicated. But it occurred to me that these limo experiences are fantastic nonsense. The more nonsensical they are; the better. So that’s why I went into the business myself…to provide everyone their own limo experience.
VE’s Limo Service has something for all of you. Check it out:
Perhaps you want to start inexpensive. Sort of get your feet wet. We’ve got you covered:
Then again, maybe you’re just a cowboy at heart, we’ve got you covered
Too much nature? How about just a little more green with our bamboo limo…
Still too much? Perhaps you’re just a little more earthy. You’ll want to go retro with this
Ok, you’re just a redneck? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Oh, and don’t worry about water activities, we’ll cover that for you too
We also have our servicemen in mind…
Now most limo experiences should be extravagant. Maybe you’re into bling and want to be seen
If you’re into speed and limos, we’ve got a couple options for you. You can try our Ferarri limo…it’s like a ride at the amusement park without the 4 hour line. Don’t worry, the tickets are on our Diplomatic Immunity drivers…
I know…that’s not fast enough for you. You want it all. Try our street legal Indy limos
Finally, you want something so big it’ll make people think you’re driving around in an airplane. We’ll go ahead and do so with our Boeing limo…
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