Friday, August 28, 2009

VE Spoofs his own Reader's Blogs - Part 11

If you're new to this; I take a blog and do a parody of it. Who knows what I'll come up with. I don't even know until I am doing them. But here are blogs 51-55 from my ridiculously long blog roll. As is now usual, you'll get the before and after with a link should you wish to read them too.

Click on any one of them to read them clearer:

ThinkinFYou (before and after)

Sane Without Drugs (before and after)

Chris Eldin's Play Area (before and after)

The Kanrei Home for Wayward Lemmings (before and after)

Paddy in Buenos Asia (before and after)


And there you have 51-55 down. Blogs 56-60 are up next.

66 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

This is great. Very witty.

subtorp77 said...

VE, that last one--"the squat hole of death"--shudder to flashback in Peru, wot?(ducks the poo!) -LOL! Missed me!

ettarose said...

VE, wonderful job. You know my favorite one is Thinkinfyou. That one made me laugh.

Anne said...

shaking head at myself today:
read the spooves, then clicked over to read one of the real ones, forgot to click back to comment for the all-essential credit.

Roy Scribner said...

You pay! You pay now! You might be onto something with that one...

Winky Twinky said...

OMG....ThinkinFyou and Sane Without Drugs had me rollin, though they're all fantastical!!

Elizabeth said...

I love the title "Kanrei Home for Wayward Lemmings" And your spoof was too funny. "Please keep your Tequila away for safety" LOL

VE said...

peach tart - Welcome, and thanks.

VE said...

subtorp77 - Thought you'd recognize that one!

VE said...

ettarose - Yes, we'll see what she thinks. I left them all warnings yesterday. Muh ha ha

VE said...

anne - Well looks like you fixed it.

VE said...

roy - Wouldn't it be nice? I know if I started charging, my audience would be me!

VE said...

winky twinky - Try not to roll in the monkey poo though...

VE said...

elizabeth - Kanrei is one of my oldest blog readers (no, he's not that old, he just started reading back in 2006)

Roy Scribner said...

Well, you know what they say - you gotta pay yourself first!

Starrlight said...

Lemon Aid - I snorted coffee out my nose on that one :P

Quirkyloon said...

Oh VE! You funny blogger you!

Stinkin'...sorry I have a very sensitive nose and garlic and halitoses equals baby vomit!

But please leave Gumby alone! (From Stains in our Rugs) hee hee

And it is so good to know that there are safe blogs. I'm bookmarking Chris Eldin's Pay Area right now. You never know when you might need an escape!

Hey! How come nobody told me that limes were the mortal enemy of lemons!

Pfft. I can top 166 bad potties and counting.

Chris Wood said...

I'm just glad the toilet issue in far off parts of the world is being recognised, otherwise where would we be?

Candie Bracci said...

LOL!The celebrities pictures in Eileen's blog and to words to go with it!Priceless!:D

subtorp77 said...

VE, all too well!***horrors!***

Kanrei said...

Oh my, that is GREAT!

Quickroute said...

I think you've paved the way for a new direction for my blog - thank you! - thank you!

VE said...

starrlight - I'm glad you thought it was funny but coffee through the nose, that doesn't sound so good...

VE said...

roy - How about I just give myself an IOU...

Starrlight said...

Well it certainly isn't for amateur coffee drinkers but I am a professional. It's caffeine mainlining.

VE said...

quirkyloon - Sssh; the whole lemon and lime thing is classified. Nobody wants to admit that they have been fighting....Oh, and don't worry...gumby and pokey are just fine; they're right here on my desk shelf.

VE said...

chris - Well...hopefully not there having to go to the bathroom...

VE said...

candie - Took awhile to put those all in...but it was worth it.

VE said...

subtorp77 - Me too. I will never forget that hideous squatter in Malaysia. I've seen others in Africa, South America and Asia but that one took the prize.

VE said...

kanrei - Look what I gotta do to get you over here these days! ;)

Glad you liked it. Your blog was easy to spoof; it came to me right away. Sometimes they don't.

VE said...

quickroute - You could document some pretty weird ones. I know of one in either Tai Pai or Bancock (I forget now) that the urinal is like a shower stall filled with ice and you pee on the ice. Weird. Anyway, glad you like your spoof.

VE said...

starrlight - And mainlining caffeine is required sometimes. I think I shuttled my kids 10 times yesterday for all their damn back to school and sporting/activity events. I've got blog posts to write, don't they realize that?

Kanrei said...

I have been a bad blog buddy. I am sorry. I recently signed up to Facebook and have been stuck in deja vu with so many people from the past finding me. I will try and be better.

VE said...

kan - Naw, you know I was just messin' with ya. To this day I have never seen or been on either Myspace or Facebook. I do know it has taken some bloggers though. But that's the way of it I guess. Blogging is an expression of ones self and people are constantly chaning. That's why you see so very few long term bloggers out there.

Megan said...

I like Quickie's google translate box! Bwahahaha!

Kanrei said...

Oh, I am long term Blogger. My blog is for my head, my Facebook is to keep in touch since I suck at it. Someone who I used to carpool with to Hebrew school found me. It was awesome. Also, got in touch with an ex.

IF anything, FB has made me more of a blogger and the Home for Wayward Lemmings is going nowhere. Notice the increase in activity lately?

nanc said...

LMBO, VE!

found you via kanrei.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

LOL...those are great VE....as usual!

ReformingGeek said...

I love "Stinkingofyou" and "Stains Without Rugs"! Her new followers list is awesome!

Awesome job as usual and yes, those potties are pretty darn weird!

Beth said...

Such a labour of love...
You realize these parodies reveal as much about you (and your mind) as they do about your readers? Perhaps we’re all a bit crazy?

VE said...

megan - You just don't see a lot of those designs...

kan - As long as you're writing and connecting...

nanc - Welcome. Any friend of Kan's is a friend of mine. Enjoy the madness...

perpetual chocoholic - Thanks.

reforminggeek - Those were the two hardest for me to spoof of the bunch. Glad they worked out...

VE said...

beth - Are you suggesting that I sneak peanutbutter straight from the jar? That I'm a ho (hooter observer)? That I seek out strange bathrooms? That I have stains on my carpets (I have wood floors by-the-way)? Hmmmm....

Kurt said...

I anxiously await your spoof of The Films of Alan Smithee.

Baino said...

Brilliant Love Stains in Our Rugs and the Potties in Buenos Asia . . so will Paddy I'm sure! He's seen a few lately!

VE said...

kurt - Looks like it's about a month or two away unless he get a little more chatty on the comments.

baino - Oh yes, he's in the heart of weird potties!

Gladys said...

I don't think I could sit on the clown potty. I don't like clowns they scare the shit out of me. Hey Wait maybe that is the cure for constipation.

Jaime said...

potties in buenos asia? that should be a short blog...

Chris Eldin said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! Thanks for the laugh!! You should get paid for all this humor.
:-)

I like your rendition of my blog. But hopefully it won't be empty for very long, and hopefully also it will be paying off. Who knows...

VE said...

glady - There you go! Literally...

jaime - Actually, there are quite a few ridiculous ones around

chris - I can even do empty!

thinkinfyou said...

I commented yesterday. I don't know why it didn't show up. You did an awesome job with these,especially mine!

Jeff said...

Suddenly I have a craving for a big ol' glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade.

I think Kanrei should leave those in his blog header. They look quite refreshing!

VE said...

thinkinfyou - Weird, I never saw it. Well, gad you liked it.

jeff - It does go good with the black background, doesn't it?

Janna said...

OMG, is that a urinal made from a euphonium??????

There are stains in my rug I will never, ever admit to having.

Hit 40 said...

Very fun!! Your adorable. Sorry that I am behind on my blog reading. Damn job!!!

My freaking bulimic cat leaves puke stains all over the rugs in the house. Then, the stupid fat binge eating cat tries to eat the puke. Yummy!!!

So... there are stains on the rugs in the house of Eileen.

VE said...

janna - Yes it is!

hit40 - Well glad you liked it... stains and all

Dot-Com said...

Gotta love a good photoshop job ;-)

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Stains In OUr Rugs reminds me of why I don't want to get my son the dog he is begging me for!! lol!

Ronda Laveen said...

Ya gotta feed the monkey! Loved it. Looking forward to 56-60.

Bee said...

That was hilarious, VE!

VE said...

dot-com - There's really only one kind of job I love...err, never mind! ;)

arizona - Yes, those are stains you don't want to be cleaning up all the time!

ronda - I'll get to them. I give myself a bit of a break so I don't burn out. They're time consuming and sometimes a drain creatively.

bee - Thanks...and you'll be coming up at some point. Muh ha ha

Maureen said...

Everything is better with Lemons! Shouldn't Lime be the author of that one though???

VE said...

maureen - Nooo...Limes and Lemons are mortal enemies!

Carla said...

You've found your niche. These are always some of my favorite posts.

VE said...

carla - Wouldn't you know my niche would be the most time consuming of posts.

Mrsupole said...

Tequilla, that is the ticket. Have had lots and lots of it, but still cannot decide between the lemon and the lime. I like them both and just take whichever is offered. Great take on them all again. Yup this is your calling.

God bless.

VE said...

mrsupole - You can use lemons or limes...just not both.