Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Spoofing the Oprah Blog

Ok, you wanted, you got it. Here's the original blog photo. As always, click on the pics if you want to actually be able to read it all...


Here's the official VE spoof:

Sure...this might cause me to be on the run from Oprah again, but I've honed my skills since the last time I was on the run.

55 comments:

Baino said...

Oh you're so harsh, she gives away millions in cosmetics, televisions, home make-overs . . er . . .I'm giving away that I have . . on very rare occasions . . .actually watched Oprah. But fuck me to Friday, she was good in The Colour Purple!

Mrsupole said...

Okay, I will take second and since it is after someone I really like then that is even better. BTR.

subtorp77 said...

"Search my food stashes"-LMAO! VE strikes again! Oooh! How 'bout spoofin' Janes Fonda's bloggo? muwhahahaha...

Mrsupole said...

Funny, funny stuff. Can I please check out her food stash. And Gain IT, Lose It, that was funny too.

If you need any help while on the run, just let us know. I am sure we can all help you just a little bit, even though we might have to go on the run too, since we are laughing at your spoof and thinking it is so funny. I just love all your spoofs.

God bless.

Mrsupole said...

I like subt's idea. Oh that would be a good one.

subtorp77 said...

@Mrsupole, wondering if the gnomes are fonda Jane-LOL!

VE said...

baino - I know she gives away stuff like that; hey, even the Romans threw bread and stuff to the paupers as they watched the gladiators...

VE said...

mrsupole - Second? How did that happen?

VE said...

subtorp77 - Jane Fonda has a blog? She's like 70 something, isn't she? I didn't think they even knew what computers were...

VE said...

mrsupole - When I'm on the run, nobody knows me...not even me.

VE said...

subtorp77 - "Fonda Jane"...you had to go there, didn't you? ;)

Beth said...

Classic VE - spot on and wickedly funny! I'd say, "Poor Oprah" but that is an oxymoron.

Anne said...

what took you so long to pick on oprah?

Megan said...

Bravo!!!! Hilarious!

Dee said...

now do one of the white house website

Quirkyloon said...

Mucho funny VE.

And I, too, couldn't get over how fabulous Oprah looks in the photo.

The wonders of Photoshop, eh?

Ha!

VE said...

beth - Nice oxymoron! I like it...

VE said...

anne - I just needed the suggestion, I guess. But I have picked on her before...

VE said...

megan - Hey, you've got a new avatar pic!

VE said...

dee - I might as well, it might go well with my Naked in the White House story...sort of a one-two punch.

VE said...

quirkyloon - It's the first thing I noticed. I happened to notice yesterday that Sarah Jessica Parker's make up commercial has that little skin growth below her mouth removed on it. Amazing...

Elizabeth said...

Yea!! I love it! Especially the "Gain Weight, Lose It, Gain, Lose Some More..." It sounds like my life.

ReformingGeek said...

OPULEEZ? I love it.

Great job, VE. I specially liked the paying off religious leaders to bless the "sin".

VE said...

elizabeth - That's a common reality for many these days...

VE said...

reforminggeek - She'll go to heaven now, for sure!

subtorp77 said...

VE, sorry but I just couldn't help myself-LOL! And yes to Dee's suggestion on the White House-HA!

VE said...

subtorp77 - Yes, I'll add it to the request heap...

Nessa said...

I thought maybe you were responsible for Mackenzie Phillips saying on the Oprah show that she had consensual sex with her father.

JenJen said...

I'm totally diggin the "place ad here so I can make more millions" button.
As soon as I feed the kid I'm coming back to read more. Archives Baby!

VE said...

nessa - You can't pin that nonsense on me! I can't speak for the gnomes though...

VE said...

JenJen - I love your redundant user name. I knew I should have went with VEVE! Have fun with the archives...it's dangerous in there.

The Peach Tart said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting with such sage advice about my family situation.

The Oprah blog spoof is great.

VE said...

peach tart - Happens to the best of us. Don't give up your creativity though.

Uncivil said...

Oprah helped me get laid once!!!!
I swear...I swear!!!

You see....back in the 90's when I was first married....I came home form work one day,as I walked into the the house......there stood this gorgeous woman with ehr back to me in a skin tight fitting pair of jeans, with an equally tight fitting tube top and 6" high heels washing dishes at my sink. Instant boner material if you get my drift?
She turned round and gave me that sexy come hither look????
I said 'where is my wife and what have you done with her"???

She gave me that sexy smile and said " I've been watching Oprah and she had an episode about dressing up sexy for your man"!!!!!

Enough said.....Oprah has a soft spot in my heart from that day forward!!!!!!!
Thank you Oprah, for turning my boring housewife into a smoking hot sex machine!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It won't let me post my comment the regular way. Blasted site!

PerpetualChocoholic

Anonymous said...

Love the Spook, can't stand the celebrity!

Perp.

Anonymous said...

I mean spoof.

Jaime said...

the last time you were on the run from oprah? sounds like a good story.

VE said...

uncivil - Ha! What you're telling me is that you have a warm spot for her one place and a hard spot another!

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - Ok, I'll give you the credit this time...

VE said...

jaime - Go to my "Best of Tab", the three are under my "Epic Posts" section. Enjoy.

nursemyra said...

does Jane have any Barbarella photos on her blog? that would be hot

Hit 40 said...

Thank you for spoofing Oprah. She jumped the shark a long time ago for me. I do not like someone calling their dogs children!! I love dogs, but they are not children. You do not lock children in a cage to go shopping on Michigan Ave or to your personal trainer.

ettarose said...

VE you did Harpo proud. Well, maybe not. You are very good at spoofs aren't you?

Maureen said...

That's Oprah??? Huh.

Never watched the show.

;)

Janna said...

Oprah has annoyed me for years.
Kind of like how the "one ring to rule them all" kept coming back and finding different owners to take it further toward its goal of returning to its master, and then Frodo finally dropped in the fires of Mount Doom...

Hey, I just realized how we can get rid of Oprah...

Unless you think Mount Doom might spit her out.

Brian Miller said...

thats oprah this week...next week she may be + or - 10-20 pounds. too funny VE. look forwrd to the white house webpage!

Ronda Laveen said...

Whitney, Bobby's back stage? You are so bad...funny...but bad. I shouldn't laugh.

VE said...

nursemyra - I agree! Do you have any Barbarella outfits? That would be hot too...

hit40 - I agree, dogs are not children; dogs want your attention, teens don't!

ettarose - Thanks. I guess its becomming my calling.

maureen - I'd like to hook you up on this lie detector I happen to have for that question...

janna - Ha! Good analogy. Maybe I have it all wrong, maybe Stedman is the devil and behind the scenes controls all her actions! (looking at him again) Nah!

brian - Thanks. The White House one is on the list...

ronda - That one was kind of cruel. Funny, but cruel.

Quickroute said...

She drives me nuts and the missus insists on watching her via downloaded torrents - Grrrr!

VE said...

quickroute - You've traveled a long way to avoid her; guess there isn't anyway...

JennyMac said...

opuleez? HAHAHA..

And those cartoons are such a riot!

VE said...

jennymac - Thanks. Of course you realize by having commented on my blog...your blog is now subject to such abuse... muhahaha

lime said...

lmao at the stedman article!

VE said...

lime - Only the truth is funny!