There was a book known by nobody that highlighted every major conspiracy theory known to man. Ironically, a conspiracy shut it down before publishing and destroyed all known copies.
Fortunately I’m a nobody and therefore have a hacked excerpt from it. Here’s a sampling:
The Michael White Conspiracy. Michael Jackson didn’t suffer a heart attack, overdose or get murdered. He orchestrated the entire event, having used a secret body double for the last fifteen years in which he subjected his double to repeated plastic surgery events in an effort to gain sympathy from the public while distract them from his more recent dabbling in alternative rock as Jack White, lead guitarist for the White Stripes and Racounteers.
Tonya Harding Super Spy. Tonya Harding didn’t conspire to attack Nancy Kerrigan during the 1994 figure skate championships; she was actually under CIA orders to disrupt a key information passing event between Nancy Kerrigan and Soviet Ambassador Yuliy Vorontsov. In a top secret cover up, the CIA not only apprehended the information brokers here in the USA that were blackmailing Nancy Kerrigan to make the drop that night, but they also hatched up the whole competition/knee story to cover up Tonya’s involvement in the agency. To this day, Tonya continues to support the CIA by doing stupid white-trash shenanigans to avoid suspicions.