Ever wonder what James Bond was like when he was just a kid? Well I have…
ST: Welcome to second grade class, I’ll be by for introductions.
Teacher walks up to James…
JB: Hi, I’m James
ST: Mr. Bond, from now on and always from this point forward you will use your last name followed by your full name. Do you understand?
JB: Yes Ma’am
ST: Good, let me hear it properly then
JB: Hi, I’m Bond, James Bond.
ST: Excellent, Mr. Bond, now what would you like to be when you grow up?
JB: I want to be an international secret agent and seduce beautiful women.
ST: Well of all the ridiculous notions. A good British student will always grow up to be either an accountant, a dock worker, in a famous rock band or stay on the dole.
JB: Yes Ma’am
ST: How old are you James?
JB: I’m 007
ST: Well of course you are. This is second grade. Go see professor Q to get your school supplies.
James heads over to professor Q’s supply room…
PQ: Ah, there you are James. I’ve got some new stuff for you this year. See?
JB: But it looks like regular play-dough
PQ: It’s actually movie-dough. It expands into never ending franchise movie deals that will make you a lot of dough.
JB: Thank you
James has to eliminate his opposition in the school yard to get to the beautiful girls…his teacher interjects…
ST: Mr. Bond, why is little Johnny unconscious? I can’t stir him awake.
JB: He’s shaken, not stirred.