WTF

What is it with assumed acronyms these days? Did you know you can’t get a license plate with WTF on it? Ok, most people think it means just what you think it does. But it doesn’t have to. Check out this scenario…

You’re 16 in the school cafeteria, you see the Sloppy Joes they’re serving and you point to them, laugh, and say “WTF” to your friends. The discipline Nazi teacher in charge of the cafeteria order suspends you for swearing. But the only thing you swear is that you said Worst Tasting Food in an acronym! How can they have a case? You can even spell the word acronym!

I mean seriously, WTF might mean “Water The Flowers”. It might mean, “Wait Til Friday”, it could mean, “Where’s The Fruit?”, or “Way Too Full”!

Let’s take LOL. We all know that means “Last One Left”, right? Or is it “Losers Only Laugh.”?

What about ROTFLMAO? There’s a damn long acronym! It needs its own mini-me acronym. Besides the obvious “Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off”, a commenter might actually be telling you this about your post: “Really Obnoxious, Thanks For Leaving My Advice Out”

And there are more. But you can be different. You can define your own definitions for these acronyms and make them your own.

BTW
FWIW
TIA

Try it out…