For the letter C, let’s focus on....
You have to wonder about evolution (I’d go with creation but Adam was apparently a vegetarian and went for the apple instead). What predetermines that one evolutionary path would yield us our meal time? Take the chicken, for example. What if you went back to when everything was an amoeba and told one of them they’d end up as a delicious picnic entrée or breakfast item? They’d laugh in your face if they weren’t just a simple single cell organism, of course.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken…the only thing you eat before its born and after its dead
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Are you calling me chicken?
Yeah, but it tastes like chicken…
Chicken…the reason pork has to add an extra “other” to their slogan
Ever wonder about chicken like I wonder about chicken? I mean, take the choices you have at dinner time: Do you want dark meat or white meat?
First of all, neither of these is even correct.
White meat? Doesn’t look very white to me. Perhaps if you slathered mayonnaise over it.
Dark meat? Dark isn’t even a color. The definition of dark is: Lacking very little light; in the shadows. Huh? You mean if I have enough dark meat I could slip by unseen? Perhaps that is standard spy knowledge I haven’t been privy to.
In fact this overuse is so bad we even have diseases like chicken pox named after them.
Oh…and they’ve been slowly cracking the secret ingredients too…