E is for ELVIS

For the letter E, let’s focus on....

Elvis

Why not? We can do a Pronoun for these too!

And what’s not to like about Elvis. We’ve got a lot of different Elvis we can cover too. There’s the “king” and then there’s Costello. We should probably start with the King. Do you realize that if Elvis were still alive he’d only be 74 years old? I had no idea that Zha Zha Gabor was old enough to be his mother and she’s still alive and slapping policeman…

Of course, were Elvis to be still alive I’m sure he’d look like…

But then again, he might have changed his ways…

That’s the thing about Elvis; you’ve got several versions of him. It’s like the Batman movies where they keep changing the actor but it’s the same character.

There’s the skinny rock pioneer Elvis.

There’s the soldier Elvis

There’s the movie star Elvis

And finally there’s the fat Vegas Elvis.

And then you have all of the conspiracy theories where people don’t believe he actually died. Instead, he’s playing poker on some island with JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson.

But his disappearance from life (or the limelight) has left us with a hole in the Vegas universe and fortunately for us, a whole host of impersonators have filled our Elvis void.

Never-the-less, you’ve still got ways to communicate with the King…