For the letter E, let’s focus on....
Elvis
Why not? We can do a Pronoun for these too!
And what’s not to like about Elvis. We’ve got a lot of different Elvis we can cover too. There’s the “king” and then there’s Costello. We should probably start with the King. Do you realize that if Elvis were still alive he’d only be 74 years old? I had no idea that Zha Zha Gabor was old enough to be his mother and she’s still alive and slapping policeman…
Of course, were Elvis to be still alive I’m sure he’d look like…
But then again, he might have changed his ways…

That’s the thing about Elvis; you’ve got several versions of him. It’s like the Batman movies where they keep changing the actor but it’s the same character.
There’s the skinny rock pioneer Elvis.

There’s the soldier Elvis

There’s the movie star Elvis
And finally there’s the fat Vegas Elvis.
And then you have all of the conspiracy theories where people don’t believe he actually died. Instead, he’s playing poker on some island with JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson.

But his disappearance from life (or the limelight) has left us with a hole in the Vegas universe and fortunately for us, a whole host of impersonators have filled our Elvis void.

Never-the-less, you’ve still got ways to communicate with the King…
38 comments:
I like the Elvis toast the best.
And I think you've done a great disservice to all the Elvis lovers out there.
I'm sure between lap-band surgery and face lifts he would look better than Michael Jackson did before his untimely death.
Nose prosthesis anyone? Anyone?
hee hee
NO!!!!!!!!!! that first picture of elvis is just wrong.
no one should be allowed to dress like that. ever!
Hey! I just thought of something. (And yes I know this comment doesn't go towards the tally... hater!)
Elvis Elvis Elvis starts with Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
hee hee
After this Elvis tour, I'm all shook up.
Ewwwww! That first Elvis has a camel toe!
Elvis toast! Heheh
Elvis sang me a song in Palm Springs last year. Yes, Elvis is in Palm Springs and is about 40 years younger than he should be. It's a miracle. That picture on the toast must be like the picture of Dorian Grey.
You should check out our Tlingit Elvis. He's a hoot!
http://articles.latimes.com/2005/apr/03/news/adna-elvis3
Is that the fat E or the skinny e?
I can't get past that first Elvis.
"playing poker on some island with JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Jimmy Hoffa and Michael Jackson..."
And Amelia Earhart.
And Gilligan.
Ronda directed me here because I have a missing gnome. But I ended up reading and reading and reading! Totally fun blog ya got here.
Um...that first photo isn't just camel toe. It's moose jaw. OUCH!, said my eyes.
Shake it, shake it...up!
that first shot is the stuff of nightmares....seriously.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this and cast my vote for Elvira!
E is for ewwwwwww, an especially big EWWWWWWWWW for that first pic of had Elvis lived. And that is just oh so not helping me to get rid of my migraine.
Although the Elvis toast with a cup of hot tea, and some aspirin, well that might help. Along with keeping my eyes closed so as to not see any more of Elvis wanna be's.
God bless.
Don't forget the Elvis in the karate outfit doing kicks while singing "I'm Caught in a Trap." That's the Elvis I remember.
This post leaves me all shook up!
I'd eat up that Elvis toast!
I wonder if this will happen to Michael Jackson, too.
more E buildings
quirkyloon - I wonder too just what Elvis would have done had he been around during the cosmetic surgery times. Yikes!
jaime - I agree...but remember...I am just the messenger...
quirkyloon - I knew I'd get a few ewwwws and eeeees for that first pic...
matty - Ha! Good one! I agree
perpetual chocoholic - Nabbed my "ewwwww" right off the mark! By the way...did you know my initials in real life actually are "EWW"? This is why I can provide you these types of photos...
baino - You want some...admit it!
gladys - What? Dorien is grey? I suggest over the counter hair coloring; it provides a nice shade of red...
elizabeth - Boy, I thought the natives had more sense...Ha!
ronda - Looks like I went with the fat E
anndi - It's good to see a familiar face back again! Sorry about the shock photo...you know how ridiculous it is around here though...
janna - Yes...we cannot leave Gilligan out. I'm still waiting for those hats to come back into popularity...
jgh - Welcome. My gnomes don't typically like to mingle with wayward gnomes unless they have money. But they'll keep a lookout nonetheless...
reforminggeek - Ha! Moose Jaw? Sarah Palin might go for it...
lime - A dark time for Vegas, I fear...
uncivil - That would have been a good one...thanks for suggesting AFTER I finish...
mrsupole - You see what happens to my posts when you're not first!
kurt - Leave it to you to find one I haven't seen...
roy - Sounds like you need a pilgramige to Graceland while singing Paul Simon...
catladylarew - With butter?
ryan - Good question. You don't see a lot of other dead singers being impersonated. I haven't seen one other Sinatra or Jim Morrison impersonator...
anne - I suspected there might be more...
when Bill Bixby died, my belief in the Elvis conspiracy died too
HAHAHA!LMAO!Isn't that Chirac?Priceless!Even like that he has more presence than the other one..you know the other one!I should shut up now.Nice post!
Do you suppose they'll ever do this stuff for Elvis Costello? God, I hope not!
I used to work in the bigger of those two.
gc - I liked Bill Bixby. I used to watch the Courtship of Eddies Father and Incredible Hulk...
serena - I hope not too...
anne - Really? That's funny I should find and pick that...
ReformingGeek: Ok, that's the first time I've heard of moose jaw. Dare I look it up?
jeff - Oh sure...now you show up to comment with my readers...
OMG is actually toast week in disguise and I effing missed it?
ARGH!
megan - You lost me...do I have a subliminal toast theme going on?
Moose Jaw is in Saskatchewan! ;)
And I had an Elvis song as our first dance at our wedding.
Yes, I AM that old.
maureen - I hope they all don't do that in Saskatchewan! You are THAT old, eh?
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