If Las Vegas has the motto,
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” then
Detroit should have the motto…
“Nothing happens in Detroit because no one stayed in Detroit”
Chicago should have the motto…
“What happens in Chicago happens indoors (I mean have you been here for summer or winter?)”
Los Angeles should have the motto…
“What happens in LA happens in the car…that’s where everyone spends their time”
New Orleans should have the motto…
“What happens in New Orleans costs the world billions”
New York should have the motto…
”What happens in New York doesn’t surprise anyone”
Omaha should have the motto…
“What happens in Omaha…isn’t the least bit interesting”
Miami should have the motto…
“What happens in Miami gets made into a TV series”
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Other City Mottos
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FOA, yippee, starting another roll.
More Mottos for these cities...
Hollywood...
What happens in Hollywood...no one gives a crap about.
Seattle...
What happens in Seattle...costs an arm and leg to read a cup.
Denver...
What happens in Denver...getting very high.
Atlanta...
What happens in Atlanta...lots of drips everywhere with fans.
St. Louis...
What happens in St.Louis...seeing two bridges of St. Louis county.
San Francisco...
What happens in San Francisco... everyone prays it waves and stays.
Washinton D.C....
What happens in Washinton D.C...
Lobbyist's lobby for termination of corrupt, tax increasing a**holes.
Dallas...
What happens in Dallas...
Fanatical terrorists constantly wiped out by citizens carrying concealed weapons.
God bless the citizens of Dallas.
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Hah! This post has legs - I mean, you didn't even touch DC!
What happens in Portland are gnomes on the loose!
Ha!
LOL,nice one!;)
One from where I come from..
What happens in Marseille is always exaggerated!;)
Another one,closer nowadays
What happens in Switzerland doesn't always involve chocolate!
And my favorite place
What happens in London always happen near a pub!
Ha!:)
What happens in Philadelphia doesn't usually involve Brotherly Love.
Sunny Sunday #6 - Color Me Sunny
Ha! Wonder if that would work in Europe too :)
At least what happens in New Orleans is done to a nice jazzy beat.
surprised you didn't take the easy show at NJ
What happens in Jersey...
...ends up in the Hudson River
With the economy the way it is, casinos in Vegas hope something happens there.
My favorites are the New York and Miami ones.
The Detroit one is sadly true.
I don't live in Detroit (I'm maybe about 2-3 hours away), yet even I expect to wake up one of these days and find that I'm the only person left in the state.
Those are great, VE!
What happens in Texas is bigger and better than anything that happens anywhere else.
;-)
I like the LA one. It's so true.
"What happens in Texas is bigger and better than anything that happens anywhere else."
Except for Alaska :P
Ha! These are great.
What Happens in Berlin - happens behind the Wall...
What happens in Minneapolis happens between May and September....it's too frigin freezin' the rest of the time :)
mrsupole - There you go again! And I see you've been to a lot of cities...
carolee - I will check it out...
roy - There should be one for every city, huh? I mean, what happens in Oakland...I know first hand!
quirkyloon - I try to keep them in order but its like herding cats...
candie - I like your Switzerland one...how true
nessa - Sisterly love? Oh, and I've been there...it's a bit scary if you go a certain direction from the convention center there. They warned us not to head that way if we wanted to live...
dot-com - I can speak for Paris...what happens in Paris...happens on the roundabouts (because you can never get off them)
angelmay - Ha! True...if its gonna happen anyway, might as well go down in style...
jaime - Ha! New Jersey...now there's a focus...
ronda - I'll be there in a week! Going down to visit Red Rocks and Lake Mead with some evening Vegas shows and people watching in between (I don't gamble...)
janna - The only one left in the state? It's gonna be hard to get any service (oh wait...there is no service around anymore anyway...)
reforminggeek - Like flooding?
ryan - Might as well just have a vehice that is an office inside and then carpool so each of you can get something done on the commute...
elizabeth - What happens in Alaska...we never hear about...
carla - Thanks
gladys - That was so true. Glad that's over!
warmchocmilk - Ha, yes, I've heard that. The only place I've been that was cold in the winter (other than ski resorts) is Toronto in February. My pants froze stiff walking from the hotel to my rental car...
What happens in Juneau unfortunatly does not stay in Juneau but was unleashed on the rest of the country. Sorry about that.
Stopping in via Jaime at Red Red Whine.
What happens in Philadelphia ain't no brotherly love.
Yeah, what happens in Oakland can be read in the police blotter - heh
Can you think of one for Washington DC?
elizabeth - That is unfortunate but good for blog humor...
roy - What doesn't happen in Oakland much...Superbowl victory parties ;)
jacki - What happens in Washington DC...requires two thirds majority and therefor not much happens...
matty - Welcome. Sorry I missed your comment there. I know first hand about the Philly brotherly love thing...
Har! Those are great VE, but I must get my glasses checked. On first reading I thought Carolee / Home4ever said "we're on the hunt for GAY bloggers".
Geesh.
What happens in Oregon? What exactly does happen in Oregon? You guys just sit around and watch hazelnuts grow????
I'll take Atlanta over Portland :P
I thought I had commented on this one but looks like I didn't. I must have just commented inside my head!
maureen - And they found ME? I guess they haven't met the wifey-poo yet...
uncivil - What happens in Oregon? Now THAT is scary...
starrlight - I've been there several times...no thanks. It's polluted there and they always seem to have thunder clouds.
perpetual chocoholic - As long as you don't answer back you're ok...
I was trying to think of a good one for Minnesota, but then I saw warmchocmilk's comment and decided I couldn't do better than that - so I'm taking that one. I hope she doesn't mind.
Comment tally hog. I can't let mrs up pole get ahead of me at this point. Doesn't that woman ever sleep?
jeff - What happens in Minnesota...is Jeff's fault
megan - Sneaky...she is moving up. Remember though, she only gets one tally per post and no extras for being first...
i'm trying to come up with a good one for DC and can't.
what happens in DC gets stuck on the Beltway.
see?
what happens in Seattle, get's washed away from the rain.
anne - I believe I did one for DC...check the comments
dee - What happens in Seattle involves Monopolies (Microsoft, Starbucks...)
Those are great. I especially like the one about LA :)
web-betty - Thanks...true...isn't it?
what happens in the poconos happens in a heart chaped tub or gian tchampagne glass.
lime - I've been to the poconos! I have a friend that lives there...
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