Thursday, December 03, 2009

Who’s Your Real Best Friend?

Today’s Theme Thursday and the theme is FRIEND.

That got me curious. Who is man’s best friend?

For some, it’s their wheels...

For others it might be some goofy gadget like this beer robot…

But we all know that man’s best friend is supposed to be his dog. Or should it be his wifey-poo? It’s so confusing.

Maybe if the dog could cook the answer would be easier…

But then again, a dog will always go with you when you want to go somewhere. They don’t need two hours of ‘prep’ time…

Still, sex with the wife-poo is way up there on the list (and don’t go there on the comparisons…)

No, I’ve constructed a simple little “scenario” test to help you decide…


45 comments:

Mrsupole said...

Okay, I am not sure wifey-poo is gonna like this one, but the dog cooking dinner is so coooool and just cute.

I guess I would choose the dog over hubby-poo too, well that is if the doggy-poo brought home a checky-poo too.

God bless.

Mrsupole said...

Okay, I know you said not to go there, but dang it that dog sure does look like he is having a good time on the motorcycle guys back.

God bless.

nonamedufus said...

That dog on the scooter actually reminds me of driving with my wife. She can be so helpful that way.

Beth said...

For loyalty and unconditional love, you can't beat a dog!

(I miss mine...)

subby said...

Nothing says "unconditional love" like a slobbering kiss! But then again, I've never married. No stress there...ahem.

monica said...

Check out my latest blog post - and see how you can find out who is your true friend...

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

No comparison. The dog over all. Husbands are more work than dogs and are really more like big children than companions.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Oh and EWWW to what's behind the "don't go there" comment!

Quirkyloon said...

Well according to YOUR analysis the answer is obvious.

Wifey-poo.

heh heh heh

Candie Bracci said...

LOL you're crazy!Thanks for the laugh.Happy thursday!

Roy Scribner said...

You don't have to 'clean up' after Wifey-poo. At least not until much later in life...

Brian Miller said...

lol. yep that last shot there...just might come back to haunt your romantic life...lol. happy tt!

VE said...

mrsupole - You just had to go there!

nonamedufus - Yes, but if you accelerate really fast...problem solved off the back...

beth - You're right...you can't beat a dog...PETA will NOT be happy if you do

subby - Yes, the wifey-poo doesn't much care for really slobering kisses or when I chase my tail...

monica - I will go there hence forth! (and at least this comment wasn't in French...)

perpetual chocoholic - Big children? Just because we whine about going shopping or having to socialize or bathe or do chores? (oh...and got my ewww for the day)

quirkyloon - Yes, its true, I love the abuse...

candie - Crazy is as crazy does...

roy - Ha! Thanks for putting THAT image out there...

brian - Shhhh...just don't tell her! I'm pretty safe though because she's a major dog lover so I can get some sympathy votes...

Elizabeth said...

If I could only teach my dogs to use the vacuum and do the laundry then they'd be my BFFs forever!!

GC (God's Child) said...

well, I like not having to walk my husband or pick up poo, so husband. Also when I tell him to stop licking my face, he actually listens.

VE said...

elizabeth - If you never actaully live anywhere, you don't have to vacuum. I intend to stay on the road when my kids are grown...

Nessa said...

You and your motorcycle are so cute when you sleep.

Name That Christmas Song

Wings said...

Hmmmmmm...

Tom said...

my best friend is my Toby, but Toby i think is in love with wifey-poo; by the way Toby is a bichon-poo...what do you get when you mix a bichon poo with a wifey poo? This is getting way too weird for words...anywho, happy TT!

Roy said...

That guy with the motorcycle reminds me of myself, except with me it's new clothing - I always want to wear new clothes, especially if I buy a new turtleneck, to bed. New hats, too, except that hats and pillows really don't get along all that well. And when I buy new hiking boots I never want to take them off.

e said...

Love the dog cooking in the kitchen....In my next life maybe...Happy TT!

Chris Wood said...

I suppose the dog doesn't get alimony? Probably a good thing. As for sex with the wifey-poo, that's got to be worth losing the right to fart at will. I'll hold one in for upwards of ten minutes for that.

BTW, I dig the groovy dog hat.

Alan Burnett said...

Wonderful, wonderful. And Amy the dog likes it too. Happy TT.

Harnett-Hargrove said...

Great hit on the best friend theme! ...-Jayne

Kate Hanley said...

I so totally want the beer robot. Great post!

Kate Hanley said...

I so totally want the beer robot. Great post!

otin said...

LMAO!!! If you were a dog then you wouldn't need a wife, you could lick yourself! hehe!

Stephanie said...

I want to robot.

Gladys said...

I one time had a guy friend who told me his best friend was his dog. He said guys will flake on you, girls will break you and wives will destroy you but dogs...they just piss on you.

The Silver Fox said...

Gee, tough call. If it weren't for that sex thing...

ReformingGeek said...

Go Wifey-Poo! I'm sure she has a lot less hair.

Ronda Laveen said...

Well...I wish I could get my dog to cook too!

Jacki said...

I am Team Wifey-poo! For putting up with you, if nothing else!

Janna said...

I'll stick with cats, thank you.
They don't complain about my farts, they bury their own poop, they aren't afraid of cuddling, and they will never blab about what I look like naked.

Mrsupole said...

I have to say that I love all of Janna's comments.

But I want to know if I can get some extra credit for being the only one to leave a comment on all of "Ed W" posts? And for still checking each week to see if there are any more posts.(Okay, I know this is wishful thinking, but just even one or two extra credits would be good.) Next year, I will be right up there with Elizabeth and Janna.

And where the hell is Kurt? I am beginning to think that Other People 'Do Not' Exist!!!! Please tell Kurt to come back. Please, please, please.......

Plus how was Vegas? You haven't said anything about it. Did you gamble, even a little bit?

God bless.

VE said...

gc - Sounds like you've got him trained very well...

nessa - Ha! Nice try. Everyone knows I'd kill myself with a motorcycle so I stay far away from them...

wings - Still undecided, eh?

tom - Don't worry...it's easy to get to weirdville on my blog because I'm already living there...

roy - You'd get nods of agreement from my son...he never takes any of his clothes off when he sleeps...

e - We can dream...

chris wood - 10 minutes? That is impressive...

alan - I've found that most dogs do approve of my blog...we're at the same level of intelligence...

jayne - Thanks!

kate - I knew that one would be popular...

otin - So true...

stephanie - I wonder if they iron and cook too?

gladys - That's good advice...

silver fox - I know, I know. That one ranks high on the list...

reforminggeek - Oh sure...take her side!

ronda - It's a dream of all of ours...

jacki - Hey...I resemble that remark...

janna - That's not what your cat said when it texted me the other day...

mrsupole - Ha! Nice try. I do appreciate the commenting on the other blog though. You're the only one to do them all (or most). But you know what a stickler I am to the rules. As for Kurt...I haven't heard the real reasons. I see he still visits here from time to time though. I miss his blog too. Vegas? Yes...I will do a post on that trip soon. I'm slipping behind trying to get xmas shopping out of the way.

Baino said...

All this stuff about unconditional love from a canine is bullshit. My dog would get into anyone's car in a heartbeat, disloyal cow.

CatLadyLarew said...

I chose the dog over the husband. That works, too.

Jaime said...

looks like the dog is winning out in the standings. the dog's cheaper too.

Uncivil said...

I can't believe it? I finally got to post without it doubling up on me?

Megan said...

That bit about the shed is the kicker.

Kurt said...

I still visit here "from time to time"? I'm the 10th highest commenter!

VE said...

baino - Ha! Excellent. That made me laugh...

catladylarew - Good choice...much lower maintenance...

jaime - I agree...they never complain about getting the same dinner every single day...

uncivil - I suspect that there might be some things you're ok with doubling up on you...

megan - Yes..and a brutal one to experiment with...

kurt - Well now...you did slip a couple of positions recently so I was concerned for your status...

Maureen said...

Too bad my dog is too short to reach the counter. Maybe I can teach her to clean instead of cook...

VE said...

maureen - I'm sure they could push the vacuum...