Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Business and Pleasure

First the business…

I wanted to let you know I got a nice review the other day. Here’s the link here. Thanks, Rachel

Oh, and for you blog roll fanatics that want a perfect for the year. Next week I’ll be cutting off that possibility. You can always catch up on posts you missed commenting on and get credit as long as you don’t go earlier than the date I have on the blog roll. The only exception is that for the first few days in January I just continue to honor comments clear back to Jan 1. Starting this week, I’ll be cutting off the first few posts; sealing a perfect for those that have commented on them. With nearly 30 perfects still; competition is tough!

Next the pleasure…

You knew that meant humor, right? Don’t make me get out of my beach recliner!

I thought we’d go with a photo post. I haven’t done one of those for awhile.




This just in…another celebrity has filed charges that she had been exposed to by an unidentified man in front of his TV set while she played her role in her TV sitcom. This is the tenth exposure from a TV set this week and celebrities are angry…



52 comments:

Jason said...

This is a great blog you have here. I have a humor blog myself which I hope will bring laughter to everyone's day. I'd like to exchange links with you to help spread some traffic around between each other.

Please let me know if this is possible.

Jason
HilariousHeadlines.com/talk

Collette said...

What a nice review! That's why we keep coming back. And of course, the payments you give us to talk about your blog.
That's not you? Damn! Uh, I guess I'll see you around some time...LOL!
What is this world coming to when the grim reaper can't even get his sickle on a plane!

Mrsupole said...

See I don't have to be first all the time.

And is it just me, but does the guy's right leg look like it is just a little too far to the right somehow. His legs just do not seem to match up with his body.

I saw the grim reaper at Costco last month. I left very quickly.

Great review. Good job, but nothing about your commenters there. I mean we should have gotten an honorable mention....

God bless.

Uncivil said...

4th...the best I can do. Gotta go to work.....will be back to read later!!!LOL!!!

ReformingGeek said...

So how much did you pay Rachel?

;-)

I'll take one of those T-shirts.

subby said...

Oh I gotta have one of those "Fork-u" t-shirts~LMAO!

And guess now I know why all my comments on older posts "disappeared"( shoulda started at the beginning I know, but wasn't on blooger as yet... )

subby said...

Dang! Comment moderation block but great review, VE. Congrats!

subby said...

Double Dang! Can't remember if I commented on your Beatles parody...it really hits home!

The Incredible Woody said...

What's so rude about a bent fork?

Quirkyloon said...

So was that how Grace Slick was inspired? "Feed your mind!"

Ha!

And I refuse to the review unless you give me ten extra blog roll tallies.

Yes, that's my inner-terrorist speaking out.

hee hee

Roy Scribner said...

I'm confused - am I supposed to comment, or just get your coffee?

lime said...

i want the tee shirt, badly.

Dee said...

all the clever comments are taken, I got nothing.

freetheunicorns said...

I would proudly wear that t-shirt as I'm a big fan of saying that to most people.

VE said...

jason - Welcome. Glad you aren't just a spammer. I visited and left a comment. You'll get added to my blog roll because you did this comment. Good luck on the blog...

collette - I know, I know. Don't these airline people realize that he only uses it when a person's time has come! Let's hope its not the pilot, of course.

mrsupole - I know, I know. She should have mentioned my awesome commenters! I do all the time! Oh, and that right leg...its either bent so he won't pass out (because lets face it...I think his blood has gone to another part of his body) or its a bionic leg...

uncivil - I'm still amazed that you work! I keep trying to tell people of the evils of work...

reforminggeek - I am not at liberty to discuss the terms...

subby - Later this year...I just might have some. I'm working on a Fantastical Nonsense humor brand of books, T-shirts, greeting cards, etc. Just wait...

subby - Thanks. You're the only one that comments about the parodies. That was a very recent addition...

incredible woody - Think "Fork U"...

quirkyloon - Is that what you got out of it? Interesting. Kudos on a Grace Slick reference too. Shows you know your rock and roll! The T-shirt's title is "Fork U"...

roy - For you the deal is both. Sadly I don't drink coffee or tea and I've stopped drinking Pepsi this year so I don't know what the hell you can get me. How about $10s and $20s...

lime - I know you do! And you might have the opportunity. I'm working on branding Fantastical Nonsense with some fun products...

VE said...

dee - What you have is your blog count tally for the day! It is enough. I'll send you a pamphlet on clever comment lines. Everyone can use more pamphlets in their lives...

freetheunicorns - Excellent. I thought that might be a popular one...

Elizabeth said...

Thanks for explainging the t-shirt subby, the first thing that came into my mind was "Fork University??" I think I need to wake up a bit more. And congratulations on the good review, you deserve it!
:) Elizabeth

Waltsense.com said...

First time here myself and nice writing. Thanks for starting me off with a Photoblog as I handled it perfectly!

VE said...

elizabeth - It's fun sometimes to see what somebody not following my blog thinks. I respect an objective view even if it isn't great...

waltsense - Welcome. Thanks for stopping in. I use a lot of photos for visual enhancement and for my secret readers that only skim my posts and leave a comment (I know who you are out there!!!)

Roy Scribner said...

No coffee, tea, cola, or non-organic beer? We're quickly running out of vices - how about cartoon pr0n?

Megan said...

I'm not really into t-shirts with slogans, but can I get that on a coffee mug?

Gladys said...

I think the flasher should be afraid. She looks like a biter!

GC (God's Child) said...

Ve
you are relentless
that said
how can I order one of those t-shirts?

Baino said...

Haha . . congrats on the review and if the characters on my TV could see half of what's going on in my loungeroom, they'd perform with their eyes shut! T Shirt's very cool . .

warmchocmilk said...

Those are pretty good. Thanks for the laughs :)

JenJen said...

JAYSUS that last picture made me gag.

Kurt said...

I do enjoy your captions.

English Mum said...

My 11 year old was reading over my shoulder and asked what the t-shirt meant. Awkward...

Alice Audrey said...

Congrats on the review.

My son would Loooove that T-shirt.

Lifes said...

Am I the only one who wondered if you were the flasher?

Uncivil said...

Haha
Fork U too!!!!!!

Uncivil said...

Whoops...that was supposed to be Fork U 2 ?

Uncivil said...

I was hoping for a T-shirt that read "Viagra Test Dummy"!!!!!

Chris Wood said...

Hey, that guy flashing the TV got a reaction! Never happens for me like that ... is it some HD thing?

Brian o vretanos said...

I personally never flash the TV. High voltage cathode ray tubes and wet body parts are not a good combination.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Fork you too Ed;-)

Tom said...

forkin A! she's just angry cause she can't reach thru the screen for a piece of that!

Chris C said...

hey hey hey that act of indecency is still alleged. I have not been convicted of the crime yet.

Rose said...

This is my first time here and I must say I enjoyed myself.

Janna said...

The last time I flashed the TV, Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson all died within 48 hours.

Sorry about that.

VE said...

roy - Of course! The gnomes really like it too...

megan - Absolutely!

gladys - Yikes...talk about your 3D experience...

gc - I knew I could convince you to come on over. You know how pesky I am at the beginning of the year! Hold on to yer britches on the T-Shirt...it's coming...

baino - Now I'm wondering just what IS going down under!

warmchocmilk - Always a pleasure. Have you had your Ask & Ye Shall Receive review yet?

jenjen - Bet you're glad he was facing the other way!

kurt - Thanks! They're not marketable becuase I steal the photos of course...well...except for the T-Shirt one...that's my creation...

English mum - That's why I make them subtle. Tell him it's an "All U can eat"

alice - Thanks. You can get one soon. I'm working on lots of stupid products nobody can resist...

lifes - Ha! Nice try but I have a bit more hair on my head than that guy. Besides...real men air dry...

uncivil - Wouldn't the band U2 sue me if I said that though? Like your other T-Shirt idea though...

chris wood - It's the latest in interactive 3D technology. I wanted to stay one step ahead of James Cameron and his simplisting Avatar movie. Ha!

brian - Good point. Wait...maybe that's not the best thing to say...let's just say that's good advice...

perpetual chocoholic - Hey...the gnomes put me up to it...

tom - Is that what that anguish is all about?

chris c - I wasn't going to say that looked suspiciously like your doings...

rose - Welcome and thanks. Of course what you said could mean a number of things around here! Just sayin'...

janna - Awww...but Ed was old, Farrah was a pain in the butt and Michael beat it after that anyway...

The Silver Fox said...

Fork U... Fork U... Nope, I don't get it. Guess I'm just too nice a guy.

Jen said...

Am I cut off?
did I miss the deadline?

NO CUZ
slack belongs on that side bar


word

carlae said...

Sometimes I read to fast, and read that as, 'don't make me get out of this BLEACH recliner' weird.

Ronda Laveen said...

I don't know, I wasn't that impressed with the review. Or, I guess I should say, the reviewer. The typing was sub-par with improper capitalization and punctuation. And the content didn't do you justice...but that's just me. I mean, it doesn't cost a cent to us a capital letter after a period and a space. Just sayin'...when a feller deserves kudos, he doesn't have to settle.

Maureen said...

Actually, that lady on the TV should be laughing not screaming.... not that I have any way of knowing why...

Congrats on the review. Off to read it now!

Unfinished Rambler said...

I'm feeling pressured to comment...

...even though I don't know if it counts or not. But you know what? I don't care. I love you anyway, man. :) No, really.

Jaime said...

i love that last picture. that's classic!

VE said...

silver fox - Helps if you translate it to Spanish then French and then back to English...

jen - It's there, girl! And...you now have an unprecendented 2 comments this year. Wohoo!

carlae - I try not to sit in bleach much...

ronda - Well...a free review is a free review. I'm ok with it...

maureen - So you went the "little" way but maybe she's screaming because he's a bit bigger than that...

unfinished ramblker - Not to worry...it'll count....just for you!

jaime - That tells me a lot...

CatLadyLarew said...

You mean they can see me when I expose myself in front of my television? Damn.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

It took me a minute or two to get the meaning behind "Fork U".

VE said...

catladylarew - Only on the newer voyier television...

arizona - Like I said..l.subtle...