Friday, February 26, 2010

All in the Letter F - A Flash 55 Friday

Finally Friday feels fun. Forget former frantic Fridays! For future focus feel free from foes. Fabricate fame from fancy fashion. Facilitate focus for food. Foster friendships from family, faith, fellowship. Forget festivals; for further fascination find fabulous figures frolicking frantically for fornication. For favorable fun fixate from four fine-tuned fabricated fantasies fostering feelings. Farewell friend!

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A Flash 55 is a story written using exactly 55 words. Visit Mr. Knowitall to read other Flash 55 entries this week.

61 comments:

Mrsupole said...

Have to be fast. Starting again.

Mrsupole said...

That's a lot of freaking F words.

F this, F that, F you, F them, F those, F her, F him, F here, F there, F everyone and F everywhere.

Wow I am impressed. You sure do know how to use the F word.

God bless.

The Silver Fox said...

Far-out, funny, fantastic!

Hazel said...

Fantastic job on F words.

Baino said...

Forget festivals on Friday . .never! Forget the fuckwits frolicking in their frivolous fantasies and favour fun! Fablous1

subby said...

F-ing Fantastical! Fairly Flippant For Friday...Forsooth!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Wow!

Beth said...

Can’t believe you omitted the most infamous “f” word of all!
Still, well done!

lime said...

fantastic!

ReformingGeek said...

Fabulicious, VE!

Quirkyloon said...

I'm so glad you didn't mention the other F word.

Feces!

HA!

Roy Scribner said...

F***ing Flash Fifty Five freakin' fortunate for Friday fan-fix.

Okay, I give up.

Alice Audrey said...

F-f-f-fantastic!

Elizabeth said...

Wow! That was amazing!! Now do it with the letter Q!

jinksy said...

Flippin' Funny!

jinksy said...

Flippin' Funny!

Akelamalu said...

A flurry of fantastic f-words formulating a Friday Flash Fiction 55! Fanbloodytastic!

Thanks for stopping by to read mine and commenting. :)

Mona said...

all F words! what the f***

VE said...

mrsupole - I can use the f word and still be on TV!!!

silver fox - Fer-sure!

hazel - Fank you!

baino - They never seem to have any Friday festivals around here...

subby - Far out!

perpetual - Well, not an "Ewww" but I'll take it...

beth - It was hard to restrain from the obvious...

lime - No...fantastical! ha!

reforminggeek - Fairly fun!

quirkyloon - Ha! I can't believe you'd bring that kind of poo humor to this sophisticated publication!

roy - That was good. It's not easy keeping it going, is it?

alice - Fank you!

elizabeth - Quit querying! Question quiet, quizzical quant qeens quite quickly. Quote quadruplets quarrelling quagmire. "Quell quarry quickly," quirked Qween Quella, quietly...

jinksy - Fank you!

akelamalu - You do that well!

VE said...

mona - Exactly!

Nessa said...

Effing fabulous.

One Single Impression - Insomnia

Titanium said...

Dammit. Nessa stole my comment.

*grins*

So... what she said. And a little something extra. 'Cause, WOW.

This post was the OPPOSITE of:

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

Brian Miller said...

ffffffffffffff
fff
fff
fffffffffff
fff
fff
fff
fff


fabulous....55. dang key got stuck...

The Silver Fox said...

@Brian: Fancy!

secret agent woman said...

Funny.

Monkey Man said...

Frivilous fantasies flying freely for fifty five fleeting fractions. Fantastic.

Sherry said...

Fanks for feaving four fomment fon fy flog! Four feally funny!

Kurt said...

Re: the OPE sample drawing on OPE blog: Dude, haven't you ever seen an iMac?

VE said...

nessa - Fer sure...

titanium - That's one big f-word!

brian - Ha! Made perfect sense to me...

silver fox - He's multi-talented...even when he doesn't use multi-letters...

secret agent woman - Fanks

monkey man - You win this round! Nice...

sherry - Four felcome

kurt - Is that like the Big Mac's junior meal? Apparently I need to get out more. The only thing I know about the Mac is that it doesn't have a right mouse click. Drives me insane...

Kurt said...

The Mac has the right mouse click now too. And you can run Windows on it.

lifeshighway said...

Feeling fortunate for future frolicking fornication

Prayer Girl said...

Well - thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. I love meeting new people when they comment or become followers.

Very clever 55. As for me, I adore the letter "P". Maybe I'll try something like this some Friday. I think it will be difficult. You did a great job.

PG

VE said...

kurt - But can it make fries? Isn't running windows on a mac like converting your boat to drive on land?

lifeshighway - Feel free...

prayer girl - P might be interesting. The hard ones are the ones with few verbs...

Janna said...

1. "feel free from foes"...
I do, ever since I set up those giant bear traps in my driveway.

2. "Fabricate fame from fancy fashion"...
So, wait, this means I shouldn't be wearing burlap potato sacks anymore?

3. "Facilitate focus for food."
Been there, done that, bought the Tums.

4. "fabricated fantasies fostering feelings."
If this has anything to do with Johnny Depp, count me in.

Peter Stone said...

Now that's alliteration for you!

aladdinsane12 said...

fat fas fabsolutely frilliant.

otin said...

That was genius, really! I could probably not even find that many F words!

Buzzard said...

Freaking Funny!

Mine's Up: The Loft

JenJen said...

You're so smart, VE. I'm jealous. I'm not witty.
boo.

thinkinfyou said...

I love it! You know how I feel about F words!!!

thinkinfyou said...

I love it! You know how I feel about F words!!!

The Incredible Woody said...

My favorite word is an f word.

SandyCarlson said...

Finely fabricated fiction! That's my kind of Friday.

g-man said...

Fuckin-A

Megan said...

OMG I'm almost out of the effing Top Twenty! What's WRONG with me this year?

Larry said...

To answer you question they then come looking for you. you can't run you can't hide we come and we come not alone bbbbwwwaaaa Chilling aren't we.
thanks for visiting "This Blog of Mine" stay tuned for next weeks Part Two.


Zephyrs Revenge


Thanks Larry

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

Really very nicely done.
FANTABULOUS , indeed.

hugs
shakira

Unfinished Rambler said...

Feh. ;)

C said...

Fantastic, VE! I am hard pressed to find just F-words to write an entire story! I'm impressed! ;p

CatLadyLarew said...

Fiendishly fabulous flash Friday!

VE said...

Janna – Yes, burlap potato sacks went out last fall. Giant bear traps replaced them…

Peter – And that’s a big word!

Aladdinsane12 – fanks

Otin – It was a stretch…there aren’t a lot of verbs starting with f

Buzzard – I will go see…

Jenjen – Oh, you’re witty. Anyone that uses their name twice…I’m jealous too, I could have been VEVE…

Thinkinfyou – I do. It’s like coming home, isn’t it!

Incredible wood – Frank? Franks & Beans?

Sandcarlson – Mine too. We should all go around speaking only in F words…wait, I know people who do that…nevermind

g-man – Finally! Somebody says it…don’t be afraid to use the word…

megan – Yeah…from perfect to middle of the road? You need to be up toward the top, girl!

Larry – Damn, I knew it! I’m pretty protected though…the gnomes are quite obnoxious…

Shakira – Nice…a Van Morrison reference…

Unfinished rambler – There’s just no pleasing some people! ;)

C – Trust me…I was too…

Catladylarew – Fanks!

carlae said...

What word starts with F and ends with
UCK?

That's right Firetruck, which often is my substitute swear word.

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

I know lots of f words. Apparently they are 'colourful'

The Blue Zoo said...

Pretty freakin' cool.

Collette said...

Fifty-five Freaking F's? Fabulously Formidable, fun forwarding friend!

VE said...

Carlae – Ha! You had me at F…

Kelley – Like Fuchsia?

Blue Zoo – Fanks

Collette – Nice…see you could have done it…

Jaime said...

impressive use of all those F words.

gab said...

Thats too many F's for me I feel as if Im back at school! I have a new post

VE said...

jaime - Fanks

gab - Ha! Somebody didn't get A's...

Chris C said...

For it is a Friday and I forgot for which I fomented the forethought to counter this post with forthright thought and forthcomingness.

MomsJournal said...

Fantastic - forgetting festivals for fabulous fornication. ;-)