Remember that last scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? You know, this one:
It’s where the government took the ark and sealed it into a crate and stored it into one of their special warehouses. Of course, they used the warehouse in the very last movie when geriatric Indy helps “borrow” an alien thingy in a crate in one of those places.
Well…VE’s crack team of investigators has just discovered two more of these kind of warehouses!
That’s right…the first one has been used to house actors that we don’t see on TV or films anymore.
Apparently they’ve been snatching actors, putting them in crates with a lifetime’s supply of Spam and water and storing them for who knows what.
So this is why we never seem to see some actors ever again!
Oh, and the other warehouse was filled with fad stuff that the government seized to eliminate the fad. You should have seen how many hoola-hoops and green stamps were in that place!