Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Other Secret Warehouses

Remember that last scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? You know, this one:

It’s where the government took the ark and sealed it into a crate and stored it into one of their special warehouses. Of course, they used the warehouse in the very last movie when geriatric Indy helps “borrow” an alien thingy in a crate in one of those places.

Well…VE’s crack team of investigators has just discovered two more of these kind of warehouses!

That’s right…the first one has been used to house actors that we don’t see on TV or films anymore.


Apparently they’ve been snatching actors, putting them in crates with a lifetime’s supply of Spam and water and storing them for who knows what.

So this is why we never seem to see some actors ever again!

Oh, and the other warehouse was filled with fad stuff that the government seized to eliminate the fad. You should have seen how many hoola-hoops and green stamps were in that place!

28 comments:

sharonheg said...

Corey Feldman was allowed "out" when Corey Haim died but I have a feeling he will be going back "in" pretty soon, if he hasn't already.

Subby said...

Actually Mark Hammil never really went into storage; he does quite good with voice-overs these days...but I suppose that might be akin to being shoved in a crate, wot?

Subby said...

Dabney Coleman is still around?!?

Cheryl said...

I miss Dabney Coleman. So glad you found him. And the green stamps. I loved the taste of the glue on the back, didn't you?

Roy said...

Dabney Coleman looks like he's kept busy, too, mostly on TV. Currently he's in the cast of a new TV series to be aired on HBO called "Boardwalk Empire" starring Steve Buscemi. It looks like it's an Atlantic City, NJ version of "The Sopranos".

The Incredible Woody said...

I wonder if that's where my car keys are....

Mrsupole said...

Hey one of my neices is best friends with Cory Feldman's wife, last I heard he is alive and well visiting the Playboy Mansion on a regular basis. Although that could be stored there too.

And pet rocks, how many of those do you think are stored there? Do you think when my alien ancestors try to escape that they will use the rocks on them, I mean on the gatekeepers?

And are you sure Sissy hasn't been in the Mummy movies, I could have sworn I saw her in one of them?

God bless.

00dozo said...

Hmmm...I wonder where they would warehouse obsolete bloggers.

Gladys said...

Isn't Carrie, I mean Sissy Spacek, on that show about Mormans? Big Love? I have only seen it once but I remember she played some type of big business woman or elected official or something.

Dabney Coleman? Does Dolly Parton and Lilly Thomlin still have him tied up in the bedroom with Jane Fonda?

What's her name from Top Gun? Kelly McGillis? Yep that's her. I saw her on something not long ago and didn't recognize her. She has aged worse than me.

Corey, well, who wants him out?

Anne said...

The large building at the top left of the screen is the location of one of these top secret storage warehouses. but don't tell anyone I told you.
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Monkey Man said...
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Monkey Man said...

Sorry. Typos. Effort #2.
Corey Feldman. Couldn't make it as an actor. Couldn't make it as a rocker. But was a successful addict.
Question: Were these five covering a false bottom to the box where Abe Vigoda was hidden?

Serena said...

I know it's the feds, but I'd seriously consider breaking in there for a couple of hula-hoops and a slightly used actor.:)

00dozo said...

Hey VE!! I gots something for you over at my place, in case you're interested.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Good, keep them there. I like to see new faces anyways.

ReformingGeek said...

I saw some hula hoops this morning. I must have stepped into a different dimension.

VE said...

Sharonheg – I see…one Corey per Earth…good balance…

Subby – I wonder if I can make money doing voice overs? Sounds easy…

Subby – Last I saw him was in You’ve Got Mail…

Cheryl – Yes, back when you actually had to lick things…

Roy – Ah…no wonder, he’s on TV. I watch very little…

Incredible woody – Imagine the warehouse to store all those car keys!

Mrsupole – The pet rocks were set free many years ago in a secret river in Peru…

00dozo – That warehouse would be getting pretty full by now. I know a lot of bloggers that are no longer…

Gladys – I don’t know…but I’m glad they don’t combine the show Biggest Loser with the show Big Love!

Anne – Really? It doesn’t even have a moat or bunkers around it…

Monkey man – I saw effort one and what a mess! ;) Isn’t it funny how many thought Abe Vigoda died years ago. He was funny in that commercial with Betty White for Snickers…

Serena – The slightly used actors make good bookends for really big coffee books…

00dozo – I hope it’s that winning lottery ticket I’ve been wandering the streets hoping to find…I’ll head over…

Perpetual chocoholic – Yeah, then the prices of movies might not be so high if we didn’t have to pay actors billions…oh, who am I kidding…they’ll always be high…

Reforminggeek – Probably that Texas wormhole that goes directly to the warehouse…

Roy Scribner said...

How many humor bloggers do you suppose the have in that warehouse?

Jaime said...

hoola hoops, spam and water. no wonder those stars don't come out of hiding!

Janna said...

Thoughts:

1. "Geriatric Indy"... LOL!!

2. Dabney Coleman annoys the heck out of me. I have almost no heck left.

3. If we'll all someday have to beat our swords into plowshares and our spears into pruning shears, what will we beat light sabers into? Laser pointers?

Elizabeth said...

Wasn't that blonde actress married to Tom Cruise?? I think I'd hide away in a box too if that were my past. Actually, HE should be the one hidden away!

CatLadyLarew said...

A lifetime supply of Spam.... mmmmmm. I bet all those chemicals in Spam act as a preservative, which means these guys are going to last for a long, long time!

VE said...

Roy – Probably most of them…they seem to be dwindling…

Jaime – Sounds like a party to me…

Janna – Ha! Good point on number three!

Elizabeth – Actually, they just acted together in Top Gun…she probably went into hiding so he wouldn’t pursue her in real life…

Catladylarew – Sort of like crio freezing except without the worry of not having the technology to bring the frozen people back to life…

Anne said...

a moat or bunkers would give it away, now wouldn't it?

Megan said...

I liked Dabney Coleman in that movie where he played the dad and the also his kid's imaginary friend - what was the name of that movie?!?

VE said...

anne - Tricky. It probably says "Amway" on the front...

megan - Reefer Madness?

lime said...

pity they haven't shoved lindsay lohan in one of those crates.

VE said...

lime - Good one. But I see Gary Coleman got shoved in one...