Friday, May 28, 2010

Stupid is as Stupid Does - A Flash 55 Friday Version

I saw that Lindsay Lohan was arrested for attending the Cannes Film festival in France instead of going to a mandatory court date. Apparently international film festivals have a higher precedence than our legal system in her mind. The only part that irks me is that, while stupid, she makes more money than I do!

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29 comments:

Mrsupole said...

And the sad thing is that they are allowed to procreate.

Some things just need to be controlled.

God bless.

Brian Miller said...

for now...hard to make movies in jail you know...nice 55.

mine is up. you should try stopping by one thursday or friday. smiles.

Subby said...

Well, she be makin' a lot less now...the latest film studio has dropped her like a hot potato( or so I've read )...

@Mrsupole, New Hampshire had the right idea...extreme tho' it is/was...!

Off to Brian's...

CatLadyLarew said...

Lindsay Lohan... meh. But if it makes you feel any better, most people make more than I do.

G-Man said...

You can't let it bother you VE..
So does..Pee Wee Herman, Paris Hilton, Snoop Dog, and EVERY NBA player..
Excellent 55.
Thanks for playing, thanks for visiting, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

John's comments said...

Yes its only fair if the rich ugly, stupid, and not getting any. Oh and miserable. my 55 here

Roy Scribner said...

On the flip side, she spends a lot more money on cocaine than you do.

Monkey Man said...

Apparently Hollywood has a different set of values than the rest of the world. I know that may surprise you, but it's true. My 55 is HERE .

moondustwriter said...

well my rant would be longer than 55

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Amen!

The Thirteenth Crossing said...

I love how you fit it into a 55. Great piece :)

55 Flash Fiction Friday: Love In Reverse

Alice Audrey said...

It's cause you don't shake your titties the way she does.

ReformingGeek said...

Yeah, well, do you have a rich daddy that can promote you?

Gladys said...

Did you see her in court? If I were that judge I would have gotten out of my seat and slapped that bitch's face! GAWD I can't stand that little slut.

Vodka Logic said...

Great point, sucks. And you ad I would be in jail.. not walking free.

thought provoking 55.

mine is up.

sharonheg said...

What a self-centered nut job!

secret agent woman said...

I try not to think about how many stupid people make more money that I do.

Baino said...

GAH! I'm stupid. I don't make much money. Then I haven't got her cleavage.

Elizabeth said...

I know when I was in Cannes and MY manditory court date came up I was on the first flight back. I'm responsible like that. ;)

PattiKen said...

You said it!

Janna said...

If I ever get that filthy stinking rich, I hereby promise to show up at almost all of my court dates.

Well, at least the really important ones.

If I have something decent to wear.

And if there aren't any cool film festivals going on at the time.

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P.S.
My 55 words are right here. :)

VE said...

Mrsupole – That’s it…instead of the ankle bracelet, we neuter them!

Brian – Yeah, yeah…I did come over. Excellent work on the prodding…

Subby – Yes, I wrote this just before all of that. Things move so fast for the paparazzi targets…

Catladylarew – As long as you’re not hanging out on the freeway ramps announcing it and begging for money…

g-man – Damn them all! Damn them all to hell! Oh, wait, that was the line in Planet of the Apes….

John – Rich, ugly and stupid? You’re going to have to narrow that one down…so many fit that category…

Roy – Ha! So true…

Monkey man – Somebody should publish those…then they’d have millions and could join ‘em…

Moondustwriter – It was hard to contain…believe me…

Perpetual chocoholic – Death to celbritramps

Thirteenth crossing – Thanks

Alice – I’ll work on that…errr…maybe not…

Reforminggeek – No but I have a poor daddy that believe in me…

Gladys – Now that would have been entertainment…

Vodka logic – With my luck, I’d get 10 years for a first offense…

Sharonheg – She’s all self alright, but I don’t know about centered…

Secret agent woman – That’s a good practice…

Baino – Me either!

Elizabeth – Ha! You were raised better…

Pattiken – Here, here!

Janna – I’m going to hold you to that promise…

lime said...

she makes more money because of the stupid fascination the american public has with the inane doings of celebrities. if we'd ignore her maybe she'd go away.

The Incredible Woody said...

I thought she was bankrupt...

The Incredible Woody said...

I thought she was bankrupt...

Cheryl said...

She has a mind? No kidding. Learn something new every day. Thanks VE.

VE said...

lime - The public loves watching a train wreck...

incredible woody - Apparently she got to Cannes somehow...I couldn't afford it right now...

cheryl - Yeah, that's a good one! It's probably an old IBM processor from 1984...holds 16K memory.

Jaime said...

could this girl get any stupider? maybe if we all stop talking about her, she'll go away? (i hope!)

VE said...

jaime - Or go to jail...