It’s Theme Thursday today and the theme is Wrinkles. That gets me wondering about the vanity of plastic surgery, cosmetics, air-brushed photos, and a whole host of things designed at the futile attempt of keeping us young looking. But don’t worry…VE’s brain has been working on this (well…for a good 10 minutes of focus)…
In an effort to find the ultimate in vanity, VE researchers have unveiled their Opti-Illusion face product guaranteed to swindle billions from vanity hungry women and men the world over.
Opti-Illusion isn’t your run-of-the-mill make up. In contrast, it eliminates 100% of all face care needs. Consider this:
- Ever want to look like the airbrushed photos on the magazine?
- Wish your face looked like those Photo Shop pictures you spent 27 hours cleaning up?
- Face parts too weird but you don’t want to have it fall off like Michael Jackson’s did?
Opti-illusion is a high-tech surgical procedure of 100 strategically placed micro holographic video imaging display units that portray a perfect face behind the unperfect one you don’t want people to see.
That’s right, with Opti-illusion you have a 24-7 3-D digital image of your face allowing everyone to always see the beautiful young you…and you don’t have to do anything to make it so. Nobody can tell the difference thanks to the micro display that is just millimeters above your actual face.
Forget expensive skin care products
Forget expensive make up products
Forget any products
With Opti-Illusion you don’t ever have to look at your actual face again (if you don’t want to).
See for yourself…
Our custom rechargeable batteries run on your normal oil and sweat secretions…you never have to worry about replacing anything!
Act now and we’ll send you a coupon for our upcoming product: Opti-hair…where you can say goodbye to expensive haircuts or hair growing products that don’t work because you’ll have a perfect and modern hair projection system videoing the latest style you want…simply use our wireless interface to easily change your hair projection with an easy to use remote.
Oh yes, they'll both be in VE's Vanity store soon!