Sunday, July 11, 2010

This Just In

I know...let's go with a concept I call "This just in..." where I take you through a myriad of pictures with my own take on the news story headline starting with "This Just in..."

The Green Movement have unveiled their environmentally friendly umbrellas

Women are demanding bras that are multi-functional

New Fastfood bathroom building ordinances will help reduce the overweight issue

Man goes bankrupt at the grocery store paying for oversized root by the pound

Bankers no longer providing school loans require students to spend 75 years in school before affording their diploma

Angry French fries have taken over the country of Chad

24 comments:

Mrsupole said...

Burn the bra, burn the bra, burn the bra, or should it be eat the bra, eat the bra, eat the bra. This is so confusing. Not wearing any bra would be nice.

God bless.

RA said...

Hilarious. All except the first image. A hard life doesn't get less hard with funny captions.

Roy said...

Hmmmm... Interesting bra, that.

Subby said...

...wondering if that bra is a c-cup? ( rimshot! )

And why Chad? There's no ketchup...!

Subby said...

When did banks start providing loans again? Humour me here...

A 75 year degree...DANG! I suppose most will graduate posthumulously?

CatLadyLarew said...

This just in.... You're all invited to my graduation party in 2085!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Nooooo! They are not French fries, they are Darth Tater's Spudtroopers!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

That skinny hall is just about the size of my house;-)

Quirkyloon said...

This just in!

VE finally responded to his commenters from the last two posts.

I don't think I like the new working you. I had to come back here and check several times only to find NO response.

That's not nice VE. Not nice at all.

hee hee

And yes, I have no life.

The Incredible Woody said...

I fought off a band of marauding margaritas last night.

Jaime said...

i can feel my arteries harden just looking at that many fries.

unfinishedperson.com said...

I'm with the Quirkster. Get back to responding, loser. ;)

Oh, and I love the angry fries. I wish they would take over our state, that would be good.

sharonheg said...

Mmmmmm....french fries....!

ReformingGeek said...

Wait. Is that old woman pulling a french fry out of her ear?

VE said...

Mrsupole – Burning the bra sounds expensive on the clothing budget…

Ra – True…very true…

Roy – It’s always something…

Subby – You’re really in form lately…c-cup…ha! Oh, and loans…no but they sometimes groan…

Catladylarew – Awesome! I plan on being there. I’ll bring the geritol…

Dennis the vizsla – Ha! You should trademark that…

Perpetual chocoholic – On the positive side…less to clean…

Quirkyloon – You’re just figuring that out now? Really? Are you a zombie? Yes…sadly I’m barely struggling to maintain my blog. Don’t worry…it’ll rebound and I’ll be back but this whole working things is very confusing. They want me there for…like hours! I’ve got to have that sponsorship. But I will strive to answer all of your comments…

Incredible woody – They can get a bit testy…I’ve been to Mexico many a time so I know too!

Jaime – I feel dry mouthed just looking. There’s no drinks in sight. Scary!

Unfinishedperson – Loser? Didn’t you know losing is the new winning? I’ve got your response! ;)

Sharonheg – Tots would have been even more fun but tots are rarely angry…

Reforminggeek – Don’t tell anyone. She’s milking the disability income…

lime said...

that bra is seriously disturbing. i'm itchy just thinking about it.

Monkey Man said...

VE, just explain to the people that you have a job now so it is harder to respond to comments from all of us unemployed bloggers and that we need to get a life.

Elizabeth said...

Oooh, that hall way is going to give me nightmares!

Gladys said...

I think I was in that fast food resturant. It was a Green Burrito in Dana Point.

Roy Scribner said...

Are those Freedom Fries?

Janna said...

Now I'm craving french fries.
It's almost one in the morning here right now.
Where am I going to find a plane ticket to Chad at this hour???

VE said...

lime - Brings a new meaning to "half a cup" though...

monkey man - Perhaps it is you that have a life and I that just cannot afford one...

elizabeth - It's closing in, it's closing in....

gladys - I thought maybe it was in the Center for Anorexia building...

roy - Well...they are angry and they did take over Chad...

janna - Do planes really fly to Chad? I flew into Guyana once and no commercial planes fly there...

Annie Ha said...

with how much you pay for such little material, it damn should have multi-use!

VE said...

annie ha - They're good for launching water balloons at your neighbors at night...