Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Car...isma

You know what we haven't done here on Fantastical Nonsense in a long time?

I know...a post! Smartasses! No...a good old fashioned photo feature of ridiculous fantastical cars. It seems that I can find no end to ridiculous choices for a very personal ride. So here's a bunch...with obligatory snarky VE comments, of course.

Of course, you can't say it's "hands-free"

I have no idea either, but it's gonna piss off the street windshield cleaner...

They finally found King Tut's personal car...

Let's just hope the interior doesn't smell like a shoe...

Now why didn't anyone else ever mount a pipe organ to a car?

M-i-c K-e-y V-W-B-u-g

Let me guess...it has one horse power

And you were just going to throw away all those 80's era floppy disks!

And who WOULDN'T want personal muffin cars????

The only car approved for the Poseidon Adventure...

Just avoid driving too fast...it gets a bit drafty...

I've heard of drag racing, but dragon racing?

He did well...he got the engine...

A good smile helps alleviate road rage when you cut off people...

Let's see...take one part VW and three parts aluminum...

26 comments:

Elizabeth said...

I love the Divorced one, too funny!

The Incredible Woody said...

Something tells me you were at Burning Man instead of in St Louis.

Monkey Man said...

Lot's o' burning man here, but you really dug up some doozies. Beetle with the metal skirt and HEY, did you see the cupcakes on that chick?

VE said...

elizabeth - That's the thing with divorce, nothing really funcitons after it...

incredible woody - The question really is...is Burning Man ready for VE?

monkey man - Yes, burning man accounts for one third of the pictures here. It's a good source of fantastical ridiculousness...

Peggy said...

I wonder if the person who owns the "shoe car" has been to the Haines Shoe House?

Peggy said...

Drat! My link wouldn't work! Here is the full URL for the Haines Shoe House: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2202

Subby said...

LMFAO!!! "Car-phone". And I guess th' driver of th' "boot" won't worry about getting one for illegal parking ***snort***~HA! What?

I remember one done up fae a parade tha' was covered in 45 rpm records ( which were pretty well melted at th' end )...hadn't seen the floppy disc one...

My fave? Th' "dragon" car :D

nursemyra said...

I like the dragon!

Roy said...

I like the Sphinx bus. I may need to go find that!

tattytiara said...

Sweet rides!

ReformingGeek said...

I'll take a Sphinx and a cupcake, please.

Thx.

Jaime said...

i want a cupcake car! but it needs to be edible. think you can get the gnomes working on that one for me? i haven't offended them lately...

Roy Scribner said...

There should be a car named the Snarkey.

Annie Ha said...

remember when there were floppy disks and hard disks, and then they took away the floppies but still had the other kind but called them floppy disks? sometimes I think IT people just like messing with us.

Mrsupole said...

Can't figure out if there is one I like the best, so I decided I like them all. Great job in choosing them.

God bless.

secret agent woman said...

It never fails to amaze me the sort of thing people will put their energies into.

That last one looks like a roly poly bug.

Nessa said...

The second one is used by bad guys to burrow through mountains and travel to the center of the earth.

I want the dragon car.

Janna said...

I want to drive a personal muffin car through the drive-thru at McDonalds.

I wonder how much AAA would charge for insurance...

Janna said...

P.S. This probably just means my mind's in the gutter, but when I look at that orange "face" car, I see something totally different.

Wonder what it looked like before they re-painted it...

lime said...

i dunno which one i like best. the floppy dish car or the last aluminum skirted one, which reminds me of an old cosby kids character.

CatLadyLarew said...

Muffin cars... go perfectly with my muffin top.

gab said...

I like the car with the hugh smile oh heck I like them all

Jingle said...

love these photo shots.
super cool!

Patrick said...

These customs cars are definitely outrageous…in a good way! You can see how much effort and creativity the owners gave to make it look fantastic and unique. And yes, I hope the shoe-car doesn’t smell like one! [Patrick Gauer]

Nicole said...

I couldn’t agree more, Patrick! My family and I witnessed a parade of customized cars too, and my kids really enjoyed it! That shoe-car reminds me of McDonald’s shoes! Hahaha!

Nicole Vickers

Ashely Redden said...

LOL! I loved your captions for the cars and you’ve got good choices of customized cars here. I’m planning to get that Mickey car, or that dragon car, or everything in your list. They’re really amazing. :)

Ashely Redden