I’m compiling a list of things that make absolutely no sense. Feel free to add to the list.
Organic Twinkies
Lunar air-conditioning
100% compostable pistol
Tunneling to the moon
Rhythmic pole vaulting on ice
Zippered socks
Emissions-free strip mining vehicles
Encrypted billboards
The giagantic 3D TV at Stevie Wonder’s house
Jenga – the car dashboard edition
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31 comments:
I'd like some zippered socks!
Any type of Twinkies make no sense. Or is it eating Twinkies make no sense. Oh how much I miss eating Twinkies, now that really makes no sense.
God bless.
Playing "Globs" makes no sense either, but it is hard to stop trying to beat the other Glob players around the world.
God bless.
"Rhythmic pole vaulting on ice"...!
And I can just imagine what they'd charge for organic Twinkie$$$$...
Adding to th' list:
Political Science
Garbology
Ratatouille ( I mean, where's the rat? )
Life, the universe and everything
Wisdom teeth
...um...er...!
Can't think of anything at the moment, but I think I like the idea of zippered socks.
Key pads with brail on drive-thru ATM machines always had me scratching my head.
They've already tunneled to the Moon.
And Stevie Wonder's TV has a Braille Setting, it was a 55 Dollar option!
Other than that Great list!!
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Funny! I wish I could think of some of the absurdities I've seen. Alas, no.
I've seen buttoned socks before! Maybe zippered socks are next!
I think the compostable pistol could come in handy.
Very amusing 55, VE!
Things that make no sense, hmmm...well, I'n driving (actually wifee-poo is driving) over Shasta Lake right now and reading VE on my BlackBerry.
Diet toothpicks.
Powdered water.
Actually, the compostable gun makes a little too much sense.
Whoa, hold on VE. What's nonsensical about zippered socks? Sheesh! Some people's children. Give 'em 55 words and they become nuts. Oh wait, you already were. Carry on.
Hearing ear dogs. How do they translate?
I almost said no comment, but that wouldn't make sense as you have to comment to get counted.
VE...it feels like forever...i know it has and i am sorry...that is how strip miners feel earth concious you know...nice 55.
I'm going to have to go back and read that list again. Because nothing on it made any sense at all...
Organic twinkies? Definitely no sense whatsoever. I'm laughing about Stevie's 3D television!
Fun 55!
I've never seen Stevie's tv, then again neither has he.
organic twinkies would I gladly eat my fill of!! Seriously, I'd love those.
*non-alcoholic beer
*fat-free butter
*radioactive origami
*Stoplights which say "Eh; just surprise me."
Thanks for another 55. :)
Here's mine.
Evil Twin will take one of the compostable pistols, please.
What? No dashboard edition of Jenga? I'm crushed.
did you see the pair of shoes where both are left feet?
i'd kinda like to see the zippered socks....
Nursemyra – Somehow I could picture you in them! Oh, and I read your post on the three years…I had no idea; I guess I haven’t been reading that long or often but I can’t even imagine how hard that must have been.
Mrsupole – Ours is not to question Twinkies. They just are. It’s one of those mysteries…like gravity.
Mrsupole – I am glad I do not know what Globs is…
Subby – Knowing my store, they’d never stock them…just like the Pop Tarts! Damn them…
Subby – Wisdom teeth…good one! The first to have problems…
Roy – Until they pull off all your leg hair that is…
Nonamedufus – Of course, that alone does make one wonder. The answer is actually very logical. They mass produce ATM keys and save money by doing so rather than making a special set for only drive-thru machines.
g-man – Who is “they” that have tunneled to the moon? I don’t believe them! It’s my phrase and they can’t use it! ;)
pattiken – You need to watch more TV then!
Elizabeth – Were you living with the Amish at the time?
Incredible woody – I don’t want the details…
Eric – Thanks…
Roy – Ha! That’s the only thing that makes sense! Good man…
Joey – Ha! Good ones…
Alice – I see your point…actually…don’t point it at me…
Cheryl – It’s just what might get caught up in the zipper that has me concerned…
Monkey man – Ha! Isn’t that an option with Alta Vista’s Babelfish?
Perpetual chocoholic – You said it…and now you get a tally for it
Brian – Strip miners can feel? You learn something every day!
Megan – Exactly…
Talon – I wonder if Stevie bought the DVD recorder with it too…
Jannie – They keep downsizing Stevie’s TV as a prank on him. He currently has an Apple phone up above the mantle where a 72” screen was…
Janna – Yes, I must agree with all of those…
Reforminggeek – I should have known! You Texan’s and your guns! ;)
Carla – It’s really challenging in construction zones…
Jaime – That’s not right! ;)
Lime – Why does that not surprise me…
I'm with Dufus... I also wonder about those braille keypads at the drive through ATMs.
catladylarew - I actually explained it to him earlier in the comments...
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