I have to wonder how I managed to publish a post five days a week when now I get around to it about one a week if I’m lucky. Perhaps I’d stepped into a parallel dimension that gave me 42 hours in a day. That’s enough to sleep 10 hours like I enjoy. That’s enough to watch stupid TV shows I shouldn’t. That’s enough to even bother to work a full day. That has to be the answer.
So while I was avoiding actually writing something, I flipped through the channels to find that Comedy Central was roasting Donald Trump. Come on. Why do they always pick such easy targets? Remember the David Hasselhoff one? This is like playing horse with a basket the size of Delaware. They should choose harder to roast subjects. How about Tom Hanks? I mean he did have that ridiculous hair in the DaVinci Code movies. I wonder if they put him on Lithium to dumb him down for that character too.
But Tom is still too easy. How about roasting Mother Theresa? What about Ghandi? How about Jesus? Up the bar, Hollywood! Sheesh!
I guess on the other end of the spectrum there are people so mean, despised or evil there’s just no fun in roasting them because they either welcome the abuse or they kill your entire family afterwards. But that’s a bit too extreme. If you scale back the crazy you find all these people that just piss you off. These are the people that despite all your nicety nice attitude and good Samaritan ways make you want to push them over that edge they’re leaning over.
For these people, you need a special party. You know, one where you make chocolate covered dog poo (rocks are fun too as they tend to require more dental work). Pin cushion twister is a good game to set up for entertainment. Just imagine all the creative things you could add to this party…