Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Saw Saw Gabore

You can file this update under "those too irritating to die"...

Seems Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in the news.  Again.  The 94 year old actress can't seem to stay out of it.  Not that she ever did.  Of course, last time she was in the news they amputated part of her right leg.  This time around she has no feeling in her left leg.

It sort of makes you wonder if even her own body parts are so fed up with her that they're fleeing.  Pretty soon she'll just be a body and a head saying "slap that man, Dah'ling."  She's not looking too hot though at 94 so I think the pickings for rich husbands is dwindling these days.  I mean even Hugh Hefner can land a twenty-something now-a-days.  Of course, she wasn't always this hideous...on the surface...

If they're going to take her other leg, they might as well sign her up for the next sequel of Saw!  It's the perfect opportunity.  Heck, if you can't get her into that then at least consider a 127 hours sequel.  They can dump her down a slot canyon, give her a pocket knife and roll the film.  And if you find that too enjoyably morbid then put her on the Biggest Loser reality show.  There aren't too many there that lop off a major appendige in a given week.  Even though she probably weighs like 80 pounds, that leg should get her a weekly winner spot!

Oh...and she might as well donate her two legs to Charlie Sheen anyway.  I mean, when it comes to Charlie regaining any credibility, he doesn't have a leg to stand on...

12 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Ack. Charlie has his Goddesses. He's happy with his spineless ways. Zsa Zsa's leg would give him too much character. I say let him stew. I hear he has Twitter to keep him company these days, so it's all good.

Serena said...

Lots of cutting up in Hollywood these days.:)

Subby said...

Don't under-estimate her...I can see her slapping th' mortician tho'...what?

Janna said...

My goal in life is to reach 94 with all my limbs intact.

So far, so good.

sybil law said...

She's on my dead pool list.
I am such a vulture...

nursemyra said...

Poor old Zsa Zsa. What an ignominious end

Boom Boom Larew said...

I'm not sure, but I think the answer to the quiz is D. Because she has tiger blood in her veins.

Elizabeth said...

94? Wow! I wonder if Charlie Sheen will last that long?

Megan said...

Zsa Zsa is still one of the best names ever.

Mrsupole said...

Geez, I can remember when I thought 30 was OLD, and I now know that 130 is OLD. Anyway she is just on her last legs of life........and if Charlie keeps using, then he probably is too. He needs to go to a deserted island, well like forever, until he and his hookers, uh I mean goddesses get past their last legs.......

God bless.

gab said...

Well charlie might learn a lesson some day maybe when his own children act out just like he's doing now. Poor Zsa Zsa...seems she shouldve been nicer to people. I have always wondered at people naming their children with weird names (oh wait maybe its just a stage name LOL)
And now a comment on your photo of the day Well i dont have to ever worry about owning one cause I dont own an IPOD!

VE said...

quirkyloon - Don't you find it odd that Charlie Sheen is the spokesperson for Twitter credibility?

serena - And they still don't cut us a break on the cost...maybe they should cut their salaries...

subby - Wouldn't that be the final jesture before she becomes a permanent member of green acres (oh wait, that was her sister...)

janna - I'm slightly behind you...I have one kept together with plates...

sybil - Sarah Palin is on my list...

nurse myra - I love it when you use complex words here...it really elevates my credibility!

boom boom larew - Probably slaughtered the last Asian tiger to get it too...

elizabeth - He'll be lucky to make the dyslectic version...49!

megan - Well...I'll give you that!

mrsupole - Of course, if you put somebody on a deserted island it isn't deserted anymore. The irony...

gab - It's good to put your graham crackers there too...