Monday, January 30, 2012

What a typical conversation with VE is like while driving

Ever wonder what its like having VE in your car having an actual conversation during every day life.  Well...I've documented it here...

[VE & Wifey-Poo driving down the road.  VE sees person in Chicken outfit]



VE:  Why is there a giant chicken over there dancing?  Aren't we in the suburbs still?

Wifey-Poo:  They're trying to get you to come in to Great Clips and get a haircut

VE:  Do dancing chickens make people spontaneously desire to get a haircut?

Wifey-Poo:  No, but it's targeting kids

VE:  Seriously...what kid have you EVER known that volunteered to suddenly get a haircut? 

Wifey-Poo:  It's actually for the parents of the kids.  The kids will like the dancing chicken and want to see him.

VE:  Sneaky.  The ol' bait and switch technique.  Pretend you'll see the chicken and get suckered into a haircut instead.  I need to warn the children...

Wifey-Poo (rolling eyes):  You are a child...

VE:  Apparently not so much.  When I see a chicken all I can think of is BBQ sauce...mmmm

8 comments:

Mrsupole said...

Ooh, fried chicken and biscuits sound really good or should I say waffles, well you know since I live in the south. I mean have you noticed that people in CA have been starting to say which part of the state they live in. And the funny thing is that in the southern part we are slow and easy going while the northern part is always in a hurry and rushing around. Must be because of the hot weather down here. We spent most of January in the 80's. What the heck happened to winter?

Anyway wifey-poo is so damn patient with you. But I have to side with you on this one. Chicken, haircut, chicken, haircut, it boggles one's mind to put the two together. Meantime chicken, biscuits, oh yeah. Wait I mean chicken, waffles...oh I am losing my mind.

God bless.

The Incredible Woody said...

I once saw a dancing chicken advertising a restaurant that served chicken. Weird.

sybil law said...

I'm with you, man. That chicken thing is just stupid. They could've at least had Edward Scissorhands. Uh, that would probably scare the kids, but whatever.

ReformingGeek said...

Hum.....just think of the poor sod wearing that thing for hours on end.

Ugh.

VE said...

mrsupole - I'm all for chicken and biscuits too!

incredible woody - Perhaps he was trying to get your attention to the autracities happening inside...

sybil - Ha! I like it. Edward Scissorhands would be awesome to have out front. He's good at landscaping too, you know...

reforminggeek - Yeah, but it looks great on your resume... ;)

Mother Theresa said...

So, did Wifey_Poo take you to get a haircut then? ;)

VE said...

mother theresa - Oh no...she won't let me go to an economical place. I have to spend a flippin' fortune to have my hair cut not quite the way I'd hoped...

lime said...

it"s a little scary. the roles might have been reversed in my car.