Ever wonder what its like having VE in your car having an actual conversation during every day life. Well...I've documented it here...
[VE & Wifey-Poo driving down the road. VE sees person in Chicken outfit]
VE: Why is there a giant chicken over there dancing? Aren't we in the suburbs still?
Wifey-Poo: They're trying to get you to come in to Great Clips and get a haircut
VE: Do dancing chickens make people spontaneously desire to get a haircut?
Wifey-Poo: No, but it's targeting kids
VE: Seriously...what kid have you EVER known that volunteered to suddenly get a haircut?
Wifey-Poo: It's actually for the parents of the kids. The kids will like the dancing chicken and want to see him.
VE: Sneaky. The ol' bait and switch technique. Pretend you'll see the chicken and get suckered into a haircut instead. I need to warn the children...
Wifey-Poo (rolling eyes): You are a child...
VE: Apparently not so much. When I see a chicken all I can think of is BBQ sauce...mmmm