Thursday, January 17, 2013

The short and long of it

I don't know...
 
Sure....it's gone viral...

But where's the surprise?

 
 
And just in case you're not plugged into that useless sector of society that provides ridiculous trivial information designed to keep all of us unavailable to doing anything productive in life...

Yes...apparently there is an uproar when some guy in Australia actually measured his foot-long sub only to discover it was an inch short and then posted this picture out on Facebook asking Subway to comment on it.

Seriously...ladies...does this sound familiar?

This cannot be the first time somebody has claimed their "product" is longer than it is.

I noticed no woman filed this complaint.  They've probably known for years but have been so conditioned to do the conversion to reality that they never really thought about complaining.

Oh, and that raised additional concerns that Subway hasn't been packing as much meat on them as well.

There we go again...

Need I say more?

9 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

No wanting make myself sound slutty or anything but I did go out with a guy in order to check to see if the rumors were true. Rumors that he was, in fact, part horse. He was. I was so scared of that thing getting anywhere near me that I ran screaming for the hills!

VE said...

incredible woody - Ha! Here's the guy side reality for you...guys that aren't tiny or even average down there have to be careful when they sit on the toilet...they might submerge. They really can't wear boxers...too much freedom. The list goes on. I'm sure the corporate executives as Subway were concerned that their popular product was just too much! And no that I put two-and-two together, are you on the executive board at Subway??? ;)

ReformingGeek said...

Oh dears. WHAT have I tuned into here? Oh, size matters.

Oops.

Um, my cat is most offended. His "sandwich" is very tiny. How do we know? Well, er, because he likes to lick it. Sigh.

VE said...

Dogs and cats...yep...they pretty much do whatever they feel like...

Mrsupole said...

Oh my, I actually think the comment about size from TIW is funnier than your post, which is a rare occurrence.

I mean if you look at the sandwich you can see where the roll was scrunched up just a bit which does happen to bread and rolls.

I think that maybe we all ought to add a small measuring tape to our key chains so that when we are out and about we can measure everything. And keep one beside our beds too for just in case someone is exaggerating.

God bless.

VE said...

mrsupole - key chain tape measures...the new fad!

Serena said...

I'm getting one of those key chain tape measures, because size does matter. Sandwiches, I mean.:-)

VE said...

serena - You could use an app on your cell phone...you just need a really long cell phone...

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