Wednesday, January 02, 2013

VE's thoughts for 2013

Oh come on....it's only been six months since I last posted.  In Geological time that's not even enough time to fart!

And speaking of farting, I do have some random thoughts for 2013...

Isn't it ironic that the only ones who didn't survive the end of the world were they Mayans?  They called it!

What do you think trees scream out at us as we're cutting them down?  I think they're saying, "Yeah...but we got Sonny Bono, you bastard!"

I wonder if there's one of those roadside crosses marking the spot of where Alderaan used to be.  Keep up with me now...you know...Star Wars...planet blown up....

I wish I'd been on the Lincoln movie set when they were filming.  I'd have made a very small cabin out of Lincoln logs and put it somewhere on one of the sets in an inconspicuous place just to see if the editors catch it.

Have you seen those Nike Fuel bands?  They have GPS tracking and give you points for energy spent doing things.  I don't think they're popular because they ignite everyone's inner exercise hero, I think women are giving them as gifts to prove that their hubbies haven't left the couch all day watching sports TV...

I think we should break up one of the calendar months in half this year just so we can have 13-13-13 and prove all those number know-it-alls wrong who said there won't be another repeating date after 12-12-12 for 88 years and we'll all be dead anyway!  Let's split up August, there's no holiday going on in August anway.

I saw this viral video showing Superman flying around the beach.  Turns out it was just a remote control plane with a lifelike Superman costume on it.  This opens the door to a whole new market.  You can now turn your remote control 4WD vehicle into a vicous foaming Rotweiller and chase people down the street.  The possibilities are endless...

14 comments:

Kelley @ magneto bold too said...

I saw a remote control pussy today.

Sure it was a dead cat strapped to a model plane but the first one is funner to say.

Happy new year!

VE said...

Kelley - Ha! Many, many, many men would be interested in that!

VE said...

Well...maybe not the dead cat part...

Tony McGurk said...

I like the sound of the Nike GPS tracking shoes. I don't know what I'd use them for but they sound exciting!!!

ReformingGeek said...

Tree: 1, Sonny: 0 Sigh. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Lincoln log cabin idea - Love it!

Happy 2013!

GAB said...

I for one dont need any one tracking me!
and why is August the only month with nothing going on other than some places have kids going back to school that month?
Lincoln logs in the Lincoln movie....didnt he grow up in a log cabin? So they would probably say this is the house he grew up in.
Happy New years to you! Hope you have a great Year this year.

Paula Wooters said...

Hey, VE! Love those random thoughts!

VE said...

tony - at the very least you'd be able to find where you misplaced them...I'm planning to put on in each of my socks just for that very reason...

reforminggeek - Trees need to win once in awhile...

gab - Around here, we celebrate August because we actually see the sun...

paula - Thanks. Blogs are the only place for us ADD people. Squirrel...

Mrsupole said...

Dang 3 posts in one month, I need to unfreeze my brain. Nice to see you back after such a long break. And maybe someone else sneaked in one of those Lincoln Logs into the movie and are just waiting for someone to find it.

And I think the trees are yelling curses at the person cutting them down. They are screaming that they hope another tree falls on them and kills them someday. And why does the MF not know they are alive.

Welcome back and Happy New Year!!!!

God bless.

VE said...

mrsupole - I'm back for awhile. But you never know what might divert my attention next. Squirrel...

Serena said...

I remember commenting on your "New Years thoughts" early on, but apparently stupid Blogger ate it. Meh. I have no idea what I said, but I'm sure I laughed.:-)

VE said...

serena - Blogger only eats the most witty comments...

monica said...

Oh come on....it's only been six months since I last posted. In Geological time that's not even enough time to fart!

hehehe!! can I borrow that one ?

VE said...

monica - Sure! My fees are very affordable...