Wednesday, March 12, 2014

More theories behind the missing Malaysia Airlines plane

Let's switch to something that is very topical right now and that when somebody finds this post on Google years later they'll scratch their heads trying to remember the incident...

So this plane goes missing....vanishes after take off...


Of course, all the oddities about this, the going off the radar, the turning off the transponder, the possible unsavory characters on board, the lack of evidence from it has generated a bazillion theories.

Was it a terrorist attack?
Did a government keep them out of the media?
Did they crash in the ocean never to be found?

Etc. etc. etc.

I think we need more theories to consider.  So here you go....

They landed in Las Vegas and are on a 72 hour gambling binge...we haven't heard of it yet because "what happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas

Somebody stole the "Honey I Shrunk the Kid" gun from the movie set, has shrunk the plane and the passengers are now screaming for help stuck in little Johnny's toy plane war scenario at his home.

They went back in time...we'll see them on a locomotive in a few years...just like Back to the Future Part 3...

They crash landed on a magical island not on any map and are dealing with a smoke monster right now...

6 comments:

Subby said...

You left out the most plausible theory...they took the bridge over to Neverland, hee, hee...

Apologies to Barry & Pearson...

Though the shrunken theory is possible...I mean who really knows what's been developed at A51?

ReformingGeek said...

Geez. The most plausible theory is aliens took them, of course!

VE said...

subby - I think they're secretly developing A52 over at A51...

reformingeek - I thought they just took people and cows, not whole airplanes?

Kurt said...

I am not "up" on this story. A plane went missing?

I Am Woody said...

Haven't you heard? Courtney Love located it!

VE said...

kurt - Like my parents would say, it's exactly where it got left last...

i am woody - In a giant "Hole"?