The Great MEME Challenge Match - Part 2

Ok, MEME Fans.  It is time for round two.

This time around, I provide the questions and then my answers.  I'll post those here (see below) and then I'll give Lime some time (7 minutes enough?) to take my post and add her own answers to a post on her blog to create round two of the great MEME Shredding challenge!

For those of you that missed round one....shame on you....it's here:  Round 1.

Ok, here we go:

1.  If you were a cartoon character, who would you be and why?

VE:  Gromit (from Wallace and Gromit) because he never says a word (no lines to memorize) and yet he seems to know so much more than he ever actual reveals….I like that….

2.  Name 5 things in your closet

VE:  1. Malaysia Flight 360  2. DB Cooper  3. The City of Atlantis   4. The Missing Link  5. Amelia Earhart

3.  What is the one food you hate?

VE:  Hamburger/Cabbage Smoothies

4.  If you could have any last name, what would it be?

VE:  It would be "MisshernowIhavetokissher".  Because then people would have to say Mr. MisshernowIhavetokissher when they announce me...

5:  What's your personal bumper sticker?

VE:  It's a picture of a household light on/off switch but with a fork as the mechanism to turn it on and off.  It is in the off position (ie....fork off!)

6.  When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?

VE:  Just last night…our dog eats WAY too much during the day…and the farting doesn’t help either

7.  What should you be doing that you are not doing now?

VE:  Assembling my time optimizer.  It’s not just a time machine that sends you back in time but it also returns you to your most optimal fitness level at the same time.  Don’t worry though, the great thing about building a time machine is that you don’t have a time constraint to finish it.

8.  If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

VE:  I would make sure I was credited with the invention of fire

9.  What is something you want right now?

VE:  A secret underground tunnel system going from my home to strategic spots all over town that allows me to drive to them directly and without traffic

10.  Name something you want to learn.

VE:  How to build a device that allows me to adjust gravity.  This would be a big time saver…floating over other cars on a busy street, not having to wait for the next elevator because that one is too crowded, etc. etc.

And there you have it.  Round 2 which I hope Lime will post follow ups to on her blog.  I'll post a link here when she does