VE: I think I'm lost
Local: You are a warlock and must be burned
VE: Well, before you run off to gather an angry mob, I'm hungry, where is the grocery store?
Local: Do not approach me, devil man
Local points all around
VE: Oh, wait, I get it. The meat section is in the forest. The vegetable section is in the field. Frozen food is over on that glacier. Fruits are at the orchard. Got it, thanks.
VE thinking: Man, grocery shopping was tough...no wonder it took so long to evolve! I don't think I'll need my can opener....