Friday, June 27, 2014

Oh my God...sign me up for one!


Now why didn't somebody think of this earlier?  Of course...the reason your ass gets fatigued and sore on a bike seat is because the right butt cheek is always fighting with the left butt cheek.

It's like those two guys in that original Star Trek episode where one was black on the left side and white on the right and the other guy was the opposite.  They never got along.  The same is actually true of your butt!

Now, thanks to foreign technology, you can have a Berlin Wall go right down your ass crack while riding!

A personal suggestion for those that live in Portland, OR or San Francisco, CA and participate in their annual naked bike ride...I wouldn't recommend the white saddle...

6 comments:

Subby said...

To quote the late George Carlin "If I could reach I'd never leave the house!"

VE said...

subby - Ha! Classic Carlin indeed...

ReformingGeek said...

The only thing I want anywhere near my butt crack is Charmin....Hee Hee. Toilet paper, of course.

VE said...

Reforminggeek - Here, here...agreed!

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