I know, I know. You looked at the title of this post and probably thought I did something great with this blog, right? Like have it dispense $20 bills every time you read the letter "a" in my post. Good feature, I know, but alas, I've redirected your $20 into my fruity rum drink fund instead.
|Feel free to cut this bill out of your monitor screen...|
|The debilitating effects of kool-aid cyclamates revealed....|
|Act now and we'll send you a second phone to use as a door stop or boat anchor...|
|I could bring back streaking as a fad...but who would notice?|
|Yeah...not very mobile|